Friday, June 27, 2008
Watch the above video, from weeks before the invasion of Iraq in 2003, in which Janeane Garafalo is forced to "debate" some Fox News asshole. Fox News=Evil Satan, yes? Yes. Especially the guy who really gets into it with Janeane.
There is also a clip from the same show (not episode) of "Fox and Friends" where the douche bag is talking about Rosie O'Donnell's dreams of watching two roosters mate. Must be seen to be believed! Go ahead and watch that clip HERE. It's very short and just check out how revolted even the other Fox News hosts are.
Then to get the bad taste out of your mouth, try this:
Now obviously two things come to my mind with this information. Where will Santa and his elves make my toys, and HOLY COW WE ARE FUCKED.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
We also indulge in Media Minute- but watch out we go overtime with SASS and there may be a need for a time out or two- when Cliff and Kendall engage in their most heated debate yet! It's the grudgematch of the century on Cliff and Kendall's Wide World of Sports!
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
A group in San Francisco, which call themselves the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco (sounds very official, huh?), is asking voters to sign a petition to have a nearby building named after the Prez.
The plant is currently called the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant. Brian McConnel, one of the organizers stated, “Most politicians tend to be narcissistic and egomaniacs. So it is important for satirists to help define their history rather than letting them define their own history.”
The plan is to place a vote on the November ballot which will supposedly provide “an appropriate honor for a truly unique president.”
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Click HERE to see a story all about how Obama supposedly is distorting the Bible by not wanting to use it as his only tool as the possibly, maybe President come next year. What would McCain use as his tool? The original tablets carried down Mt. Sinai by Moses? Cause you know that motherfucker is so old he saw that shit LIVE!
Read the real news report HERE.
He says he wasn't dared to go in the water, he wasn't drunk, presumably he wasn't "tripping," or on PCP, but this dude was unlucky and will have to learn how to do everything with just his right hand. How will he tie those fancy bows on Christmas gifts??
Monday, June 23, 2008
Presented above is George Carlin's "Religion is Bullshit" routine. Carlin's in Heaven now! Zing! He was an amazing comedian and will be sorely missed as a hilarious voice of reason in a supremely fucked up world- and he taught me the phrase "tuna taco"- so thanks for that George!! I'll miss you!!
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
You can read the news story HERE. I am so lucky to be so evolved and ahead of most of the rest of the human race. Lucky me!! Although it does get taxing sometimes to be unable to enjoy things sincerely, lacing every single thought with irony. But I guess that's my lot in life- and my place in the universe.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
The former Saved by the Bell star insists the acrobatic tryst is his proudest sexual moment, and he jokes that Disneyland bosses should honour his achievement in some way. Lopez tells People magazine, "(It's) a long ride... It's very dark. Hopefully I'll get the raft named after me."
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
What does this mean for all those stupid ass followers of the dead Jerry Falwell?? God only knows!
Read more HERE.
Friday, June 13, 2008
Also- here are some random facts about the terrifying number 13!
-Lizzy Borden uttered a total of 13 words at her trial.-A witches coven consists of 13 members.
-There are 13 steps leading to the gallows.
-A baker's dozen consists of 13 for a reason! So the story goes a witch near Albany, NY demanded 13 items every time she came in to a particular bakery, and one day the old baker could not afford her extra biscuit. She sneered some strange words at the man, and he suffered terrible luck from then on, until he brought her another 13 rolls. After that life was once again easy for the baker and word spread around town. The custom is still sometimes practiced today.Eeek! Below is the only safe configuration of 13 things!
I have to agree with "Babe"- although I ate bacon long after seeing the movie, I probably felt bad about it for a few minutes. And even though most of their choices seem to make more of a case for not eating people= "Sweeney Todd," "Soylent Green"- their inclusion of the often times boring "Fast Food Nation" makes up for it. Even though it was slow, it was a veritable vegetarian manifesto, from Bruce Willis' monologue about all the nasty extras you find in every restaraunt burger to the brutally disgusting scenes near the end on the "kill floor." I was very glad to be a vegetarian already by the time Netflix sent me that one.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
The ban was not so much a shock to some though, as the town had already passed some sort of legislation that favored "natural families" that include a working father, stay at home mama, and a big ol' litter of young'ns. Above see some swimsuits Kendall and I would like to be a part of. Below see a natural family I would love to be a part of:
With a look back at some beloved moments from weeks before, and a look ahead to the future- you're not going to want to miss this tear-inducing installment in the ever evolving saga of "Cliff and Kendall: Coast to Coast"!
Also- stay tuned until the end for the big season finale cliffhanger!
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
All I can say is, if this obviously incredible person with an A+ personality who just happens to weigh somewhere in the vicinity of 700 lbs. has a fiance- what's wrong with me?!?!?
But Kendall and I extend our congratulations, and well-wishes in hopes that he can drop that pesky last 500 lbs. To read more about our doppelganger, click HERE.
Read more about this story HERE.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
The above video makes a strong case for an age restriction for making and posting things on Youtube. At least if you are an adult doing insanely bonkers things, maybe you know they're insanely bonkers- and you can live it down, because it's like a comment on being a nut. But as a youngster- how do you go to school the next day? When inevitably all the schoolyard bullies, lunchladies, and once-friendly janitors will come up to you and say "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT VIDEO ON YOUTUBE?"
For another example click HERE. And if you did click there and are now familiar with her work, pleae click HERE for a remix video someone kindly made of an original song the artist wrote herself. It's pretty fantastic actually. The internet is a weird place, y'all.
**UPDATE: I think I care like 2%.
Monday, June 9, 2008
"I know it's hard," Mrs. Bush said, "It's hard to do that and I think she did great."
Learn more here HERE.