Look who the good Lord decided to bless us with on June 9th! In 1934 the Lord inspired the hand of some artist that sketched out a really pissed off duck whom we would all come to know and cherish. Donald Duck was hatched this day 74 years ago!45 years ago the Lord laid his hand on some lady's belly and soon after her water broke, and then soon after that she popped out future Edward Scissorhands and future sex symbol Johnny Depp.
Approximately 40 million years ago the Lord hopped into a Delorean time machine and sped up to 88 mph and zoomed far into the future (roughly 47 years ago today) and saw that a presumably beautiful lady gave birth to Michael J. Fox.
Thank you Lord!
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