Da-Bowel Exposure

What!?!?!?

When Your Friends Won't Listen . . .

Weather Note

I hate this Busheltown weather!!!

Elvira in Best Video Since "Vogue"

I hope I embedded the player correctly above, because the Mistress of the Dark herself ELVIRA is in the new Ryan Adams video called "Gimme Something Good." And it's good! I say it's the best video since "Vogue" simply because it is the EXACT video I would make if the record industry ever healed enough to offer me a recording contract (except with me in it and not Ryan Adams).

Happy Augmas

We've got a brand new holiday that's about to sweep the nation: Augmas! It's got everything you could want: gifts, carols, decorated palm trees, ice cream cakes, hanging flip flops, intense heat, humidity, and binge eating! 

Listen to our new show about this second most wonderful time of the year! I'll even embed it below in case you can't figure out how to work the podcast player on the right or the many buttons that would direct you to iTunes. 

John Goodman is Feeling . . .

TV Talk

The best thing about having HBO isn't the 250 times a week you can catch Vince Vaughn in "The Internship," but the random grab bag of movies that come on at 5 in the morning. 

From "A Very Brady Sequel" to "Spawn" to Owen Wilson in "The Internship," HBO has the hits! 

Look "The Internship" isn't so bad, it's got this guy from "Teen Wolf" 💝💝💝💝.

***Unrelated: did you see Regis cohost with Kathie Lee last week? It was a blessing from the Tao! 

I Know You Know

You Know the Feeling

Barbra on Instagram

Barbra Streisand has at last joined Instagram!! She's already making me mad at her for being on a diet while I gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain and gain. But, oh well. 

See the cupcakes Barbra's on-site pastry chef whipped up one August morn? 

If you need more Barbra than even Barbra herself can give you, follow "barbramemes" on instagram. They've got Barbra + sassy quotes and they are so good at expressing just how I often feel inside. 

With one look she can break your heart! Click below for more great Barbra memes!