Saturday, November 28, 2009

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!

Here's the Muppets singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" which has nothing to do with today except being thankful for their continued existence!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Love it

What did I ever do to Jay-Z and Alicia Keys that they teamed up to torture me with this song about my hometown of NYC? It's working Hova!! I gots to get back.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Best Hair(piece) Ever Goes to:

John Travolta!!! In "Old Dogs" somebody sure done a good job of gluing a toupee to Travolta's scalp! Call the Oscars- I wanna see this wig on the red carpet!! The alternative is they may get some sort of technical award for CGI-ing Hugh Grant's hair from 1994 onto Travolta's head.

Incidentally, if we decode the poster below, we'll find the true meaning. John Travolta is standing there telepathically telling us "Isn't it odd how wild gorillas always find weird little skinny dudes to adopt as babies?" But he's not saying it like he's alarmed or anything. He's just mentioning it as an odd fact you might find interesting- like "Did you know that mosquito repellants don't actually repel? They simply mask your scent."

On the right Robin Williams is trying as best he can to slowly back away from this movie poster. His shame is written all over his face, he just had to do this movie to pay for his heart surgery. Them Doubtfire dollar$ done dried up a long time ago.

Seth Green is singing that stupid fucking "I'm All Out of Love" song.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Two Way Mirror Test

Got this in an e-mail:

"Can you tell when you are in a hotel room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror whether it is in fact a mirror or 2-way glass?

Here's how:

I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you're going to do what I did and find the nearest mirror... Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not? This is not to scare you, but to make you aware. A policewoman who travels all over the U.S. and gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed this on. When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them)? There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it.

So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, FOR IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!

"No Space, Leave the Place" So remember, every time you see a Mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything.

Remember: "No Space, Leave the Place"

Ladies: Share this with your girlfriends, sisters, daughters, etc.
Men: Share this with your wives, daughters, daughters-in- law, mothers, girlfriends and friends"

Notice- It does not recommend you tell this to any MEN because no one in their right mind would ever look at some dude through a two-way mirror.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Funny Video (Really)

This is actually funny- a song from SNL with Andy Samberg and Reba. Well, Keenan Thompson playing Reba. Funny stuff.

Friday, November 20, 2009

More Reasons to Love Martha!

Coming closely behind her remarks that Rachel Ray is nothing more than a giggling chowderhead (basically what she said, which is definitely TRUE- Rachel even admits it), Martha lays into Republican Savior/Liberal Kneeslapper Sarah Palin! (See video HERE).

Tell it like it is, Martha!

When asked for her thoughts on the gun totin' Mama, Martha insists she's "dangerous" due to her complete confusion on every issue! Martha's right! When pressed further as to whether she's seen the Alaskan quitter's various interviews- she says "Why is everyone asking me that? I wouldn't watch her if you paid me!"

Just for that- I'm renewing my subscription to Martha Stewart Living!

Thanksgiving Dinner Show is Gobblin'!

And I mean "gobbling" and not a scary halloween "goblin." Just for clarification!

Pass the yams! We're "thankful" again! Join us for some dinner table talk: rants, raves, pie, sass, tofurkey, Things You Should Know (about Tksgvng), 3 Star Theater, Q&A, Special Music, and Bad Jokes!

It's 'gobble gobble' time this Sassgiving!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Crying Over Xmas Songs Already!

Disregard the video if you can- but this song gets me! "Santa will find you" indeed! It's Mindy Smith from her Christmas album (which I think is called 'My Holiday')

"It's the time and the season to bring loved ones together, 
never let distance keep you apart
With the spirit of Christmas 
you'll never be lost if you truly believe in your heart . . ."


(P.S. find the other song that's had me in tears on

Wednesday, November 18, 2009


And how could I forget?!?!?!? (See below)

Hot fudge!!!!!!!

Love Him, But . . .

Is Johnny Depp really the sexiest man alive? Love him, yes! But- I'm not sure I've ever seen him look worse than on this cover. He's got it going on 4 Sho- I just have a couple more suggestions that might edge him out of the top spot and into the lower regions of the Top 10 . . .

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Happy Birthday Mr. Grant!

Ed Asner- one of the stars of the best show of all time (The Mary Tyler Moore Show) turns 80 years old today!!  What a great career he's had- let's hope today is special for him. 

Friday, November 13, 2009

New Show(s): 100th Episode Celebration!!!

An occasion SO MOMENTOUS it couldn't be contained in just one episode! (Even though technically we're saying it is).

It's our 100th Episode Celebration- come along for the ride with listener favorite segments: Weird News, Media Minute, Things You Should Know, Stupid Questions, a Journey to Busheltown, and the BEST Bad Jokes of all time!

There are also guest stars and just one or two clips. A couple. A small sampling of past memories. Not to be missed!! Join us for our big transition to triple digits!
(Yes- there are two parts to download, 1 & 2 which should make it easier for you to listen at your convenience. Join us for this fun history making event!)

Happy Birthday Whoopi!

I love me some Whoopi Goldberg- whether she's singing with nuns, channeling Patrick Swayze, hosting the Oscars, or gently but firmly letting Elizabeth "Fuckface" Hasselback know just how wrong she is.

Lucky for me- and you!- she was born today 54 years ago! Happy Birthday Whoopi!!!

Friday, November 6, 2009

New Show: Stress Balls!!!

This week we're trying to calm you down and help you relieve stress with tips on getting rid of the "S" word! (Be careful though- as we demonstrate in the show, stress can cause people to lash out at one another!)

In addition to ways to make your life better- we've got "Dear Cliff and Kendall," Stupid Questions, Q&A, and Bad Jokes!!! A sure cure for the blues! (When the server begins functioning again).

Server Maintenance

Although we have a new show up- the server is currently down for maintenance! (Which stresses us out!!!) BUT at least they are acknowledging this and not pretending nothing is wrong the way they did in July for A WEEK.

So hold on- we'll be right back!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

IGN Video: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Movie Trailer - Trailer

IGN Video: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Movie Trailer - Trailer

My husband has a new movie coming out in May! Hopefully he will be able to elevate the Jerry Bruckheimerness of it all! If anyone can- it's Jake!

(Click the link above- I couldn't get the widescreen trailer to post here for some reason). SORRY!!!!

Oscars 2 B Hosted by:

Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin

I like it!!

Look: Pretty!

"Twilight" star Robert Pattinson is on the cover of the new Vanity Fair magazine and it includes some new portraits of the beautiful vampire movie actor.

In the one above you can see the normal "pretty man reading a book in front of a beach house on a cloudy day" look but below you see two insights into the highly secret world of celebrity. These shots were never supposed to get out so see them while you can!

You see one secret few know is that celebrities can play the piano with their feet- even with their shoes on! Either that or a strong wind came along and knocked Robert over while he was in the middle of a boring old hand-played version of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

In this third photo you see another Hollywood secret: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU EAT. Sure he's holding a half chewed ear of corn- but what you don't know is that one ear of corn has more carbs than Robert can eat in a month! So obviously some hefty magazine PA chowed down and then passed the corn to Robert so we lay-people would think he'd eaten it himself. But we are too savvy for that!

Happy Birthday Kathy Griffin!

Today an inspiration in foul-mouthed hilarity was born! According to IMDB she's 49 (even though I'd swear I've heard she was over 50 before)- but anyway that's one more thing that puts her on the D-List- and that's why we love her!!!

Have some cake soup in her honor!

Monday, November 2, 2009

New Show: Kendall's 28th Annual Fat Fest

Hope your Halloween was AMAZING!!! Now on with the show- Kendall's birthday is here and you know what that means- a special birthday tribute podcast!!! And with us you know that means we'll be hitting the buffet line!

We've got birthday wishes, your voicemails in our Q&A segment, News from Kendall's Mama, a Snodbottom Editorial, and Bad Jokes that are the icing on the BIG FAT CAKE!!

Sign on for this calorie free cackle-fest (?) up now RIGHT ON THIS PAGE and on itunes! It's another party you can't miss =)