Lady GaGa on Howard Stern

If you've got an hour and a half to kill, why not settle down with a nice cup of liquid and enjoy THIS clip from the Howard Stern radio show. It's Lady GaGa's long awaited sit-down with the King of Crude!

It's actually pretty great hearing LG talk so candidly about pretty much everything. She's just like Cliff and Kendall- AN ARTIST! She (and we) care not for the money! We do it for the love of our fans!!!! Our SO MANY fans!! There really are just too many to count! I choose to believe I couldn't count them if I tried!

She also plays some great acoustic versions of The Edge of Glory and Hair from her new album. If you've got 88+ minutes, or some portion thereof, why not listen? Ask yourself, "Why not?"

Who Wants a Three-Way?

After Saturday night: Me!

Did you catch the Saturday Night Live finale over the weekend? Jesus moved around some schedules and allowed my first love Justin Timberlake and Lady GaGa to be on together!

HALLELUJAH!

Normally I think the show is almost always a let-down (the Betty White episode is of course an exception; the recent Tina Fey hosted show not-so-much). Anyway- this week was actually pretty funny- and luckily Lady GaGa was all over it!

(Justin has not let himself go!)

Of course the best part was the Three-Way song, in which JT and Andy Samberg engage in menage trois with LG. I have loved Lady GaGa for a while, but never actually wanted to be her before. All that's changed now. It's all changed. I'll sub for her in this three-way any time!

Watch the video HERE and imagine me instead of LG!

Merry Gay Christmas!

That's right- unwrap the greatest Gay-Xmas gift of all: Lady GaGa's BORN THIS WAY! Available today on itunes- what are you waiting for?

****Download the album in full on MP3 from Amazon today for ONLY 99 cents!!!!

Case of the Mondays?

Me too. Oh well, at least we're in good company! But before we go face plant into a tray of lasagna, you may want to check out:

Lady GaGa's "Born This Way" video can be seen HERE. She gives birth on other planets. Need any more enticement? Didn't think so.

While some may be heaping abuse on him, I think James Franco seemed just stoned enough to host the Oscars. (I don't think he was stoned, but I found it charming that he seemed that way). I also found Anne Hathaway likable and plenty peppy enough to help me enjoy the journey through the last million years of Hollywood.

Our manstress also kindly documented his entire experience HERE. On the whole, the show was kind of boring (which helps it blend into every other Oscar night ever), the movie montage at the beginning was fun, the duo's monologue was admittedly painful, but everything after the (also painful) Kirk Douglas/Melissa Leo segment was pleasant enough. Well, the song & dance & drag thing was a clunker too. But the rest of the night I liked!

America Loves a Potty Mouth

If you quickly glance at this week's top 10 singles on the Billboard 100, you might notice something pretty fucking weird! Three of them have one really fuckin' awful word in their title: that's right: Fuck.

While Lady GaGa reigns supreme with her empowerment anthem "Born This Way," the three not so nice songs are #2's "Fuck You (Forget You)" by Cee Lo and Gwyneth, at #6 we've got Pink's "Fuckin' Perfect," and to raunchily round out our threesome? Enrique Iglesias sings his plans for this evening: "Tonight I'm Fuckin' You" at #9.

Does anybody have some fucking soap to wash these mouths out with? Not even to mention Rihanna's entry at #7 with "S & M"- she sings:

Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

Chains and whips?!?! At least there's a little bit of wholesome with lil' baby Biebster at #8 with "Never Say Never." (Unless that's about how he'll never say never to some weird gerbil thing, which it could be, becasue I haven't heard it).

Thinking About Clothing

Sometimes I see an article of clothing and I wonder, "What were they thinking?" (Above: for instance) Not that there's anything wrong with anything you might want to wear! I'm just trying to understand that's all.

Keep in mind- I do understand the outfit below:

Lady GaGa Post 2/14/2011

If you're like us and can't get enough Lady GaGa, you can click HERE to watch her entire interview from last night's "60 Minutes." (Plus some bonus behind the scenes with she and host Anderson Cooper!) More Behind the scenes HERE inlcudling Andy Cooper and GaGa boozing it up!

Secondly, if you missed the performance of her amazing new single, you can head HERE.

Thirdly, you do realize that Cliff and Kendall are the Lady GaGa's of podcasting, right? We're outsiders who are living our art! We are in outer space egg-pods right now, gearing up for this week's show! It's tough to gather Bad Jokes from inside an outer space egg-pod, but for our ART and our Listeners- there's nothing we won't do!

It's Coming!

6 am tomorrow morning to be precise! Lady GaGa's hotly anticipated new single- I can't wait!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: Listen HERE!!!

In Other Remake News

Did you hear that Clint Eastwood is set to direct Beyonce in a remake of "A Star is Born"? I think this could be fun- I don't like a lot of Clint Eastwood movies, but the story has been told so many times, it might be fun to see what they do with it.

It could also be awful! The lineage of Judy Garland to Barbra Streisand to Beyonce almost makes sense, but if you want to really recreate the movie you'd need to have a huge gay icon (and not just someone who is merely enjoyed by the gays). I would recommend Clint Eastwood cast Lady Gaga or time travel back to the 90's and get Madonna. At least we know Beyonce can approximate the same hairstyle Barbra wore in the 70's version. (See photos above)

Oh and other remakes! They're probably going to remake "Annie" with Will Smith's daughter. We know she whips her hair back and forth, but can she scrub a floor? Oh and if you have another movie that needs remaking, send it over to the Smith household, I bet they can find some kid to star in it! Gross!

Gaga is Inspiration!!

I love when Lady Gaga inspires others!!!!

The Guy Behind Her Was Probably Angry!

I just love that this is how Lady Gaga SAT IN THE AUDIENCE at the Grammy's! There is no stopping her!

Lady Gaga on Ellen

Just a fun interview of Lady Gaga on Ellen. Thought you might enjoy!