Merry Gay Christmas!

That's right- unwrap the greatest Gay-Xmas gift of all: Lady GaGa's BORN THIS WAY! Available today on itunes- what are you waiting for?

****Download the album in full on MP3 from Amazon today for ONLY 99 cents!!!!

Browse Longer!

Itunes is about to TRIPLE the length of its song previews- allowing you to hear 90 seconds of a song instead of the current 30.

That's all- but it is November, so be THANKFUL for that extra minute!

New Server Update!! (a 'How to')

The good news is we HAVE A NEW SERVER!!! This means no more episodes cut off in their prime-

The "other" news is that to get the upcoming shows (for the next 10 years or so) you will have to resubscribe to the show on iTunes.

Here's how: open iTunes, go to the iTunes store. Search for "cliff and kendall." You should be presented with a variety of options, including our Kathy Griffin spin-off, the old feed, and the new feed from our NEW SERVER.

The differences will be: the photograph for the new feed is the one above, and the title of the show now includes the number 2. (Just remember "shitty podcast . . ." No! Kidding, don't think that). There will also be fewer episodes listed under the new server's feed. Just click "subscribe" and you should be home-free to enjoy uninterrupted "Cliff and Kendall" throughout the new decade!! You could just click on this link to subscribe to the new feed as well.

Hopefully this is fairly easy, and we won't lose any of our beloved listeners!

New Show: Drop the Haterade!!

It's worse than rancid Gatorade- hate and negativity!  This week we share tips on thinking POSITIVE!!  Come on a fresh, new, happy journey with us!! 

Also: Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, an Etiquette Tip, a Jake Gyllenhaal story, Roseanne recollections, and more sass than you can shake a HUGE stick at!! 

Back in Business!

Hey Listeners,

We are back in business. Our server is back up and sassier than ever. I guess we overloaded their server with our level of sass. Anyway, go ahead and download our show on Itunes and enjoy. Sorry for the delay and we hope it won’t happen again. Thanks, as always, for your continuing dedication to Cliff and Kendall: Coast to Coast.

Sincerely,
Cliff and Kendall

P.S. We Love You!

. . . and the show currently up: Harry Potter and the Extremely Obese Podcasters!!!

New Show: June Awareness Month!

Download our new episode to find out all the things you should be AWARE of this month! 

No spoilers- but you might get one hint from the photo above! Also included this show:

-an especially SASSY "Dear Cliff and Kendall"

-Weird News!

-Bad Jokes (Lookout for Little Johnny!)

-and much much more!!! 

'PILOT' episode online!

Heeeeeeeyyyyy Kiiiiiiiiiiiiids!!!!!

Our pilot episode is up and ready for the listenin'! Look, it's over to your right! Chances are you are hearing it RIGHT NOW.

Things we talked about in the pilot:

unemployment

the writer's strike

practicing law

'journeyman'

bill cornelius and lavorisia films

myspace

watkins film school

janitorial work

used tampons

and more!!!

You should already be able to subscribe to us through iTunes (using the 'subscribe' button under the podcast player) and soon we will be searchable. So when people search for AMAZING we will come up!!

Hope you enjoy it and please feel free to leave us comments/suggestions/death threats/questions anything on our myspace or at cliffandkendall@yahoo.com

We Love You!

First Post!

Hello out there in Internetworld! Cliff and Kendall will be beamed directly into your iPods in a matter of days (or hours if you prefer). Yes, no longer will you have to think to yourself "I wish I knew what Cliff and Kendall thought about ________." Because we'll be telling you!

Oh for real yo! If you don't have an iPod- DO NOT PANIC! I assume that podcasts are downloadable to other mp3 players as well. And also- I believe we will have some sort of apparatus set up on this page so you can listen to it streaming from your computer. I'll leave that up to Kendall- he's the technological wizard. (See Book 8, Harry Potter and the Age of Podcasting)

Yes, in a few short days the inaugural podcast will be available to the masses.

masses: (noun) the common people generally;

The first podcast episode is entitled "Pilot" and it is your introduction into the fabled, mythological world of Cliff and Kendall. It contains little known facts about us, widely known facts about us, and EVEN MORE.

And after the first episode, you better hitch your horse to the post out front because that means it's only two weeks until the Cliff and Kendall: Coast to Coast Christmas Spectacular!!!

Okay, okay I don't wanna hype this up too much. I'll just say: Move over This American Life (iTunes' most popular podcast) Cliff and Kendall are coming to town!!!!!!!!

(Did you see how many exclamation points we just used?- Eight: that's how serious we are).