don't crawl under your desk

it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

Sheep Thinks It's People!

Click HERE to learn all about one UK family who knows what to do when things get "wooly!"

This family doesn't know the meaning of "black sheep"! You might even say they live with a big huge ram in the house and treat it like one of the family!

it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

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Pop Culture Bitches

I don't think I am a "pop culture bully." At least I try not to be. I try to try not to be. I will defend the things I love to the death (and often do), but I try not to be the kind who openly shits on people's love of things I just don't understand. Two for instances:

A) An acquaintance told me she "didn't love" the Sex and the City movie (after I confessed I'd seen it 3 times which should have told her something). I quickly called her an idiot and have not spoken to her since.

B) Someone told me they saw and enjoyed Hancock which made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. I said something to the effect of "Oh, I bet it was fun" (with as much sincerity as I could muster) and quickly changed the subject.

See, I'm one of the good guys! Click HERE to read a short thing on this topic.

Poll Results!

Fox asks: More Nudity Please

In the interest of equal opportunity:

Did you know some girl named Megan Fox- megastar from the Transformers movie and, uh, other stuff too I guess, wants to do an entire movie NAKED- just like they used to do in the thrities? Remember all those nudie art films from the 30's (like Gone with the Wind and It Happened One Night?)

Let's all cross our fingers and stroke our *i**s and maybe it will come to fruition! Read about this exciting possibility HERE.

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