Monday, February 28, 2011
Lady GaGa's "Born This Way" video can be seen HERE. She gives birth on other planets. Need any more enticement? Didn't think so.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
While Lady GaGa reigns supreme with her empowerment anthem "Born This Way," the three not so nice songs are #2's "Fuck You (Forget You)" by Cee Lo and Gwyneth, at #6 we've got Pink's "Fuckin' Perfect," and to raunchily round out our threesome? Enrique Iglesias sings his plans for this evening: "Tonight I'm Fuckin' You" at #9.
Does anybody have some fucking soap to wash these mouths out with? Not even to mention Rihanna's entry at #7 with "S & M"- she sings:
Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
Chains and whips?!?! At least there's a little bit of wholesome with lil' baby Biebster at #8 with "Never Say Never." (Unless that's about how he'll never say never to some weird gerbil thing, which it could be, becasue I haven't heard it).
Can they top Whoopi, Sally Field, and Cathy Moriarty (screaming above, and at home as she reads this)? Doubt it! But hey, that never stopped 'em before!
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
The 1956 short film 'The Red Balloon' won an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay, despite having zero dialogue.
Only three films have ever "swept" the five big awards (Picture, Director, Actor, Actress, Screenplay): 'It Happened One Night' (1934), 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' (1975), and 'The Silence of the Lambs' (1991).
The record-holder for acting nominations is, of course, Ms. Meryl Streep, who's been up for the Oscar 16(!) times, and has won the prize only twice: for 'Kramer vs. Kramer' (1979, supporting) and 'Sophie's Choice' (1982, lead).
(Okay, so they're not surprising and there's nothing "oddball" about them- BUT! They're still facts about the Oscars and that counts for something, right?" Cliff and Kendall Oscar Party coming Friday!)
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Thirdly, you do realize that Cliff and Kendall are the Lady GaGa's of podcasting, right? We're outsiders who are living our art! We are in outer space egg-pods right now, gearing up for this week's show! It's tough to gather Bad Jokes from inside an outer space egg-pod, but for our ART and our Listeners- there's nothing we won't do!
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
James Dean had only 3 major motion picture roles to his name when he died in a car accident. But he's since become a cultural icon and synonymous with the word 'cool.' (Some remain synonymous with the word 'fat,' for example).
Join us in wishing Dean's ghost a belated happy 80th! Learn more about him HERE.
Monday, February 7, 2011
On the Rumored Girls Night She Had With Cher and Kathy Griffin:
It’s true and it was great. The rule was no makeup and no hair. We sat there and had wine and sushi and just talked and talked. It was a great, great night. We talked about who’s done what, who’s screwing whom, who’s a liar, just everything. We all had a wonderful time.
Next time ladies, make it a table for five!! Okay, table for seven. (Kendall and I each take up two seats).