Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Best Performances of '08

In our next podcast Kendall and I carefully dissect every moment of 2008, but we neglected to say our favorite performances of the year.

Needless to say, Heath Ledger's Joker was the best thing since . . . Jack Nicholson's Joker at the very least. When he was not on screen I constantly thought "Where's Joker?? What's Joker doing? Has anyone seen the Joker??" just like I always do for Poochy the rockin' dog. In fact, during the entirety of "Eagle Eye" I was wondering what the old Joker was up to.

Meryl Streep is GOD! She can do anything! "Doubt" is enjoyable for everyone's performances but "Streep is the new Messiah" will be on my Christmas cards next year! "I have such . . . doubts!!!!!" No DOUBT about it she's the entertainer of the millenium.

Was there a funnier person on screen in double-naught-eight than James Franco in "Pineapple Express"? No, dude!!! Spark up a doobie and watch some weird shit in Youtube until next week when the movie hits dvd! A++

Tina Fey is to thank for Obama!!! Yes SHE Can!!! I'm sorry Sarah Palin will be buried under a snow drift for the next 100 years for only one reason: no more Tina Fey as Sarah Palin!

The Bird Carrie wore on her head in her first attempt at marrying Big easily fits in with my top 3 birds of all time (the other two being Woodstock and Channel 4's Snowbird). Best Bird/Hair Ornament/Conversation Piece of the decade!!!

What were your faves???

New Years!!

The above video is the beautiful Anderson Cooper and the effervescent Kathy Griffin talking about their New Years Eve on CNN special airing tonight! They are hilarious together and should be watched!!

Also LOOK OUT! Our New Year's podcast will be out before Friday to chow down on! We wouldn't forget about you!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

New Episode- At the Beach!!

Well, Christmas is over- and what better way to celebrate than with an all new show!!!

This week we come to you from real beaches in California and Florida! Things You Should Know, and tips from Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn abound in this very SASSY show- it's sunny and full of oily cabana boys! Take that Pope!! Don't worry- Kendall brought his dinger along!

Keep Christmas with You

Above is some english teenager singing the WONDERFUL "Keep Christmas With You" from Sesame Street. Kendall and I are definitely bummed that the season is over, but will soldier on- especially since when you get older Christmas seems to come sooner and sooner every year. And you get balder and fatter, but I digress.

So if you prefer the REAL Muppet version you can link to it from the Youtube page this kid's version appears on. But embedding was disabled. How Un-Christmassy! Must have been Oscar.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Monday, December 1, 2008

Christmas Podcast Schedule

It's Christmas time and time for a . . . Podcast!!

Check out what we've got under the tree for you this Yuletide season:

Up Now: 2nd Annual Christmas Spectacular!
This show is sassy and spicier than your Aunt Petunia's Egg Nog- we get heated over the whole Nog situation, and bicker over gift-wrapping (just like your family's Holiday Dinner!) add in some songs, Bad Christmas Jokes, and Things You Should Know: Christmas Edition and bake for 39 minutes at 350 degrees!

Coming Friday: Cliff and Kendall Save Christmas!
An All-New Christmas Special that "pays homage" to Rudolf, Charlie Brown, and all the other Christmas classics by telling the story of how WE saved Christmas!! Including kidnapped Santa, Sister Fudge's All Night Fudge Shop, Frequent Guest Star Alan, and an unwanted glut of salsa-makers! NOT TO BE MISSED!

Friday 12/12: A Christmas Home Companion
If you loved Thanksgiving- get a load of Christmas! We againn rip off, er, pay tribute to Garrison Keillor and crew with this heart-felt music/joke/wisecrack-a-thon!

Friday 12/19: The Christmas Pageant
Songs and stories of Christmas to get you ready for the Big Day! O Little Town of Cliff and Kendall, how much we love the podcast!

All this and more (Christmas cartoons are coming soon to the blog!!) this Yuletide with Cliff and Kendall!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Thanksgiving Home Companion

The boys are celebrating Thanksgiving this week in the only way they know how. Ripping off another show! That's right. It's time for a Thanksgiving Home Companion. Buckle up and hold on for this special extended episode to celebrate all the things we are thankful for. Includes bad jokes, etiquette tips with Mrs. Potterbutterbutterchurn, and a special guest makes an appearance to wish the listeners Happy Holidays. Grab a Turkey (or Tofurkey), a slice of Pumpkin Pie, and a Glass of Eggnog and enjoy!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Cliff and Kendall's Election Update

Our Election Night Podcast is up and running! Listen as we hear what happens as it happened!!! And if you still don't know who won, I won't spoil it hear- you'll have to hear it yourself!

Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween!!!

It's Halloween, so obviously yo should be doing the Time Warp!! (It's only a jump to the left and a step to the right, y'all!) We hope you go out and do something ghoulish this evening and be safe and have fun!! For Halloween comes only once a year! Although you should beware of virgins lighting black flame candles, pirate treasure that was buried exactly 100 years ago tonight, gypsies, those with no reflection, and houses that give out rocks instead of Halloween candy.

And if you need your own personal Halloween Party- well, we got you covered! Our Halloween Party episode of the podcast is up now!! And check back tomorrow for another new non-scary show!

On a serious note, sorry for the lack of cartoons lately- I will get back on the cartoon wagon shortly I promise!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

New Epsiode!! -- Scared Yet??

This week Kendall and I had to go to spend one night in a Haunted House in accordance with my late great dowager Aunt's will.  In this shockingly horrible episode we have a terrifying Media Minute, Spookifying Bad Jokes, and a Frightful foray into the Kitchen! 

Get ready for Halloween with us this week on Cliff and Kendall: Coast to Coast!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Friday, October 17, 2008

There but for the grace of God go we.

Halloween Spooktacular!!

Well, our second halloween episode of 2008 is finally up! After many SCARY technical difficulties- the show has corpor-realized and is as terrifying as it would have been had it gone live on Wednesday. 

Inside the coffin of this week's offering: Things You Should Know About Halloween, Haunted Bad Jokes, and Cliff and Kendall at the Cauldron!  You can't afford to miss this week- if you do, it may already be too late. BOOOOOOO!! Happy Halloween- we'll be back next week with more scare for your comBOOOOter! 

Sunday, October 12, 2008

New Episode- Cliff and Kendall in the Graveyard!!

Live from a DEAD cemetery!!! We get spookified as we talk about ghosts, hauntings, and MORE!!! We do a scary DREAM Interpretation, we RAISE the DEAD for Weird News, and hear ghostly laughter in BAD Jokes!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Don't be scared- its just Cliff and Kendall!! And its Halloween month as we premiere our first of FOUR Scary shows this Halloween Season!!

Friday, October 3, 2008

New Episode: 'The Vegetarian Show'

This week on the show- we get to preachin'! But don't worry meat-eaters, we still love you (as long as you listen, you can do it from death row and we'll love you). 

We tell of our "journeys" to vegetarianism, and its many benefits, etc. Also- Kendall issues you a challenge!!  This plus "Things You Should Know," Bad Jokes, and an especially hilarious "History Lesson." 

Next week comes our first of four 2008 Halloween episodes. This week I am out of internet range and Kendall is back at work- but don't worry, we have not forsaken you! More jokes, witticisms, and life lessons are forthcoming.  

Sunday, September 28, 2008

it's time for 3 Cliff and Kendall cartoons!

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So it goes.

This weekend we said goodbye to Hollywood legend Paul Newman. He was a great talent, and a remarkable philanthropist. And, well . . . one of the best lookin' men ever- you don't have to be Mary or Rhoda to notice. Maybe he'll be a guest on "Cloud to Cloud."

Friday, September 26, 2008

From the Road . . .

Kendall would want me to tell you that I am on sabbatical. I have not yet written a book, left TN, or done much more than watch Netflix and read. But someone once said "Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything." Of course freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

At any rate it was my birthday recently! And above is photographic evidence that so far on sabbatical I stopped by the woods on a sweaty afternoon, had my picture taken with Heather in between a barn and a Sonic, crammed my mouth full of Blizzard, and been shoved in a washing machine by Beadie. More to Come!

it's time for a coupla Cliff and Kendall cartoons!

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it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

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Technical Difficulties

Hi Listeners,

Cliff and I had a little technical difficulty this week.  It seems a small portion of myself was mysteriously erased from the podcast.  Sometimes this stuff happens.  Was it Grandpa McCain trying to shut us as well as America down.  We may never know.  At any rate, the problem has been fixed and the show has been re-uploaded with all the sass that was intended.  If you have already downloaded the show, just erase and re download.  Sorry for the inconvenience.

Thanks and happy listening,
           Cliff and Kendall