If my friend Flicka and Black Beauty are today's special, WTF IS NEXT?!?!?
The above photo is of a wet-food-stuff that fills your chicken nuggets and chicken patties. I always loved them as a child. And though it's pretty darn nasty, if I still ate meat I don't think I'd care. I care more about them being tortured, living lives of constant pain, and then being killed in a manner so grisly it is better suited to a "Saw" movie.
You can read THIS ARTICLE which tells you several reasons why the breakout star of the 'Jersey Shore' and the breakout star of the 2008 Vice Presidential Debate are essentially the same person.