Tuesday, September 28, 2010

New Show: Cliff and Kendall on the Titanic

Join us for some "Cinema of the Ear" with our new episode!!

This week Cliff and Kendall set sail on the famed 'Ship of Dreams'! We don't need no stinkin' lifeboats on a ship so unsinkable! Join us for some Vaudeville-style Bad Jokes, What the Kids Are Saying (circa 1912) and a sea-worthy Etiquette Tip via Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn!
UPDATE: This show has actually been scheduled for this week for over a month, but in a twist of fate- we'd like to belatedly dedicate this show to the memory of 100 year old Titanic actress Gloria Stuart, who entered 'Cloud 2 Cloud' territory on 9/26/10. You will not be forgotten (like Jack Dawson- we'll remember you forever!)

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Right Again!

Last week's "30 Rock" premiere included Liz Lemon's 3 favorite things, and yes- she's right:

Ina Garten
Sweater weather
when Muppets present at awards shows

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Happy Birthday Cliff

While you may think the Cliff and Kendall blog has spiraled down into nothing more than a celebrity birthday calendar with the occasional post about the hotness of Zac Efron- this post is actually pertinent!!!

It is Cliff's (as in "my") birthday today and after having lived 28 very fat years, I am now descending into the madness (and morbidly obeseness) that is being 29. Expect the unexpected as Kendall and I both venture deep into the murky depths of whatever the fuck it means to be 29 in 2010. (Kendall has six more glorious weeks to be 28. Funny how 28 did not seem glorious until I reached 29.)

I coud reflect at length upon the "tumultuous" year that I spent being 28- the very intense joys, the absurdly real pains, and the feeling of general bloat I felt for most of the year but I won't. Some things about those 12 months sucked royal (two close friends-one of them my wife!- decided to help the world and discovered they could only do that outside of America), some things were great and kind of life changing (the summer camp I worked at, described in our "Summer Vacation" episode), some things were just pure joy (Kendall and I love our show!! If the internet goes out of business we will still do the show and will gladly mail each of you a floppy disk every week containing one new episode), and some things were borrrrrring (bubblology anyone?).

Okay I reflected more than I meant to. But let me say this: 29 has potential. Not least of which because on October 5th the final season of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" is coming to dvd. Another dream to check off the list.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Celebrate Darkness

Today is the birthday of Elvira- the Mistress of the Dark!!! She is one of my favorite people ever- I tend to love outrageous characters that are always in character (just like Cliff and Kendall!).

Anyway- she's hilarious, sex-sational, and above all the Queen of Halloween! What else need be said? Oh- her show is coming back to television with brand new episodes! I don't know if it's playing in my market (or yours) but check your local listings for the debut on 9/25.

And tomorrow is the birthday of someone with even bigger breasts! Nope, not Dolly, not Anna Nicole, not Heidi Montag. Who? Find out tomorrow!

Friday, September 3, 2010

'Deathly' New Pics!

New pics from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" have been released!!! See more here!! I can't wait until November!!!!!!!! That's only TWO months!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

People Don't Know They're Fat?

According to THIS article on Yahoo- many American don't even know they're fat!!!!

DO NOT count Cliff and Kendall among that number! We are aware of our Super Obesity!