Friday, May 30, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Sorry to load you down with so many youtube videos, but I couldn't resist this one. I saw this video years ago in a bar and I was transfixed. It is a remix of Wynonna singing a bad-ass version of "I Wanna Know What Love Is" but that's not why it's amazing.
"Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few who should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young."
"Cornbread. Ain't nothin' wrong with that!"
**Editor's note: This cartoon does reflect the beliefs of Cliff and Kendall: Coast to Coast and all its parent companies and subsidiaries, save for the fact that Kendall will say his gas usually does not stink**
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Sucks for them- let's hope these ideas don't come to pass, and if they do- let's hope they stay out west!
Click here for the CNN story!
- Combine one can Brand-X french style green beans with one Weight Watchers brand Fettucine Alfredo
- Microwave for Four Minutes
- Set in front of people and wait for them to say: "Did you make that?" or "You always have the best looking food," or "Va-va-va-voom! I wanna sleep with someone who eats as good as you do!" (2 out of 3 of these have actually been said to me!)
- Don't forget to write it down on your food blog!
Above is a scene from the wonderful film "Harvey," in which Jimmy Stewart played Elwood P. Dowd, a man whose best friend is an invisible 7 foot tall rabbit- Harvey. On a personal note, in high school I played Dr. Chumley (the character opposite Elwood in this scene), and Beadie played my bustling wife Betty.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Remember 1990 when things seemed like they couldn't get any better? They played this video on MTV a lot (I actually remember seeing it almost every morning before school for a while) and yes, if we began every day by Doing the Bartman, what a wonderful world it would be.
So yesterday- downtown Manhattan- Veggie Pride Parade- showed up when the big marriage between a carrot and a peapod was supposed to be taking place. Didn't see no vegetable nuptials!! The day was as wet and disgusting as a vegetarian's bowel movement, possibly causing the festivities to be bumped up. Possibly God made the animals for us to eat, as my Grandmother says.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Well- Kendall and I have a solution FOR YOU!! Here are some ways to spend that FAT check from Uncle Sam. (Whatever you do: DO NOT SAVE IT, and sure enough DO NOT PAY DOWN CREDIT CARDS WITH IT. I don't care what Suze Orman tells you to do. She's got Oprah money.)
Can U believe it?? The 2 Davids r left alone on American Idol! Even Simon can't stop them now--- Which one will win? The Daughtry one or the little one whose Daddy was just banned from backstage?@?!?
OMG!!! and they r both totally hot!!! But not as hot as the stoner who got voted off last week!! (below)
I am really ashamed that I actually know the above information. I have never willingly sat through an entire episode of American Idol, nor do I ever plan to. It is just a sad state of affairs that my life has come to this: knowing the contestants on this show. I am really sorry. I used to at least think I was hip. I am no longer under such a delusion. The stoner one was really cute though.****
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Thank God (literally) that the good old Popester has okayed the belief in aliens! This bodes well for that X-Files sequel coming out this summer. The Pope still thinks it stinks if you grease it up and show yourself a good time, but keeping our eyes on the stars looking for a "space brother" from Melmac is A-Okay!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
Here's a funny commercial for an energy drink called Amp. I don't know if the drink is good, but the commercial's pretty funny. And we shouldn't be ashamed- let's just all live our lives. As Dotti from the Weight Loss Zone says- "No guilt, just move on." Good advice Dotti. Happy Monday everyone.
Friday, May 9, 2008
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Monday, May 5, 2008
So your weekend was a big fat turd. So you think that a Monday coming after such a terrible 48 hour stretch can only serve to push you one step closer to that ledge.
Do you realize the sun doesn't go down, it's just an illusion caused by the world spinning around? It'll get better y'all.
Friday, May 2, 2008
Kendall: Go!! I loved it!! Superhero meets Discovery Channel as man makes Iron Suit! Loved it!
But something else really weird did happen: Before the show I was outside on my cell phone about to get in line to go in. And I heard someone say "Excuse me, excuse me" and I turned and it was a some guy I didn't know. He said "Do you have a video on Youtube?" And I guess I looked pretty stunned because he repeated "Do you have a video on Youtube for 'Better Get to Livin'.?" I nodded and he said "oh, it's just so funny, it just keeps making me laugh." And I hope I said "Thanks," (I probably did) but it's quite possible I was caught so off guard that I just walked away amazed/frightened that I had been recognized from Youtube. (Of course I wish he had said, "Your voice is familiar. Do you have a podcast?")
But I suppose that makes it official: Everyone is famous. If I get recognized on the street- you too will be recognized for something. You've been in the paper, you were seen in the background of a live news broadcast, you accidentally wandered onto the set of "Made of Honor" and now you're forever in a Patrick Dempsey movie. Something: You are Famous. We all are now. Congratulations.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Sometime soon our new podcast will be up- and buckle yourself in for a nice time with your computer/iPod/other digital listening device. It should be fun!
Now, it may be titled "The Most Boring Podcast Ever," but never fear- it's simply a misnomer. It really is a fun episode about what happens when people get bored. You'll have to listen to find out (you'll know because we tell you, but you won't actually become bored yourself).