Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Bow Down

Choosing to not work creates in the mind certain weird stuff. Like- you can become completely obsessed with the yard sale show on the Style network.

My favorite person on TV right now (she eclipses Tina Fey, because she's on for several hours a day) is Niecy Nash of "Clean House." I will not watch the shows that have guest hosts, even though I have nothing against Urkel's girlfriend or that white nerd lady. They are not Niecy. No one is. She is irreplacable. That Beyonce song was about her.

I am also in love with the rest of the people on the show. Each of them. I even love the old lady and the blond guy from the really old episodes. This is the greatest show of all time. Lucy is second to 'Clean House.'

Old like a Tree

Oh Lord! Did you know that Willow is super old?? In my mind she will forever be 18 and in love with Tara. Or Oz. But the gal is turning 35 today!!

Lucky for her there was that other show about the mother for her to be on. And she's still married to Wesley and recently bore him a child.

Happy Birthday!!!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Irish Videos

Born Lucky

Who was born kissing the blarney stone on St. Patrick's Day?? Why Arye Gross, that's who! (Left)
You remember he was Adam on "Ellen"? Of course you do!

Also Happy Birthday to mega-stars Gary Sinise (Lieutenant Dan) and "Newsradio's" Vicki Lewis!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

(Okay it's tomorrow- shove it)
If you're like me and you've had just about enough Erin Go Broccoli- then you will want to suck down one of the items pictured above- but fear not!  Even if the McDonald's in your area are being bastards, you can go HERE and read all about the delicious- yet elusive drink. 

And today is for the non-Irish alike! (Alike me!) Read HERE the rules you will need to survive the day.  

Just wanted to wish everyone an abnormally happy day- whether you are binge drinking like me or if you're having your very own Irish potato famine!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Watchmen as Saturday Morning Show

Okay Kendall hated the Watchmen movie and I liked it, but I'm sure we can both agree the above cartoon is pretty funny.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

This is REAL!!!

We all know some animals are just MONSTERS (and though we should not eat them) they are here on earth for the sole reason of frightening us: bears, alligators, crocodiles, and such. 

But the above Goblin Shark is one of the scariest I've ever seen!!! I don't want to be mean to it, but if I ran into in a dark canal I would swim the other way!!! Terror in the water!

Click HERE to read more about one of God's more fascinating and horrifying creatures. 

Sex- the Lord's Way

SEX in church!!! Yes according to THIS article- some church in Alabammy is tryin' to stir up some trouble with sinners by preaching about "Great Sex: God's Way."

Isn't sex 'God's way' fucking through a hole cut in  a sheet?

At any rate, I'm gonna go have a gay eleven-way and then watch this:

Just like "The Reader"!!

Is it wrong to hope an 88 year old geezer gets sentenced to life?!?  Well- if he's guilty- I hope he does!

In a case of backwards "ripped from the headlines"ness- THIS article explains how a retiree who lives in Cleveland has been charged with 29,000 (!!!) counts of accessory to murder for being a guard at the Nazi death camp in Sobibor.  Which makes this just like the movie "The Reader" only with some old murderer instead of Kate Winslet's extended sex scenes with that german teenager. 

Monday, March 9, 2009

Dwight, Oprah, Oprah, Dwight

Click HERE to hear/see the most exciting meeting of the day!! That's right Rainn Wilson aka Dwight Schrute did a sit-down with the Big O herself- Miz Winfrey!!  They talked all about Dwight's new website called Soul Pancake (really!). 

No word on how many Schrute-Bucks it costs to join the site!  Also- through the first link you can download their conversation in podcast form- just like Cliff and Kendall: Coast to Coast!

Hath Not Shakespeare Eyes?? Find Out!

Click HERE to read all about how we know now what old William "The Bard-o-rama" Shakespeare looks like even though we thought we knew before!!!

Spoiler: He looks similar!

Vampire Skull Found!!!

Yes it is TRUE!!!!  Click HERE to find out about this devilish and unearthly person of the night!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Episode 64 - Cliff and Kendall on a Plane!

Watch out AIR- this week we tackle all things airline as we do the show on a plane!! Grab some peanuts and one of those really small liquor bottles- its time to join the mile high club with Cliff and Kendall!! In this show:

a vomiting nun
which sexy celeb is as beautiful as a sunset?
who is more vain- the bull or the gnat?
things you never want to hear on a plane
frightening tales of kendall's first time in the air!
and more sass than you can shake an in-flight magazine at!

Old Things are Funny

Tuesday, March 3, 2009