Birthday Blitz

Today was born the macabre man behind some of my very favorite movies- Tim Burton!! He turns a spooky age- 52- on this day. Thanks Tim for "Edward Scissorhands," "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure," Beetlejuice," "Batman," "Batman Returns," "The Nightmare Before Christmas," "Ed Wood," and "Sweeney Todd."

It's also the birthday of Alexander Skarsgard who plays the hottest and ice coldest vampire on "True Blood"- Eric Northman. Your welcome.

New Episode: "The Scary Vampire Show"

This week we kick-start the halloween season by 'sinking our teeth into' all things bloodsucker!

With Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know (about Vampires), C & K in the Kitchen, Your Voicemails, and More!!

Watch out for flying bats, and figures that approach you out of the mist . . . the witching season has only just begun!

Too Much Twilight!

Now I am in favor of Robert Pattinson's big mop of greasy hair just like all the other girls I'm in sixth grade with- BUT! This "Wuthering Heights" tie-in is too much! Must classic literature be sold upon the basis of these (watch out) not very good books???

Now in the interest of fairness and transparency, I will admit I've never read "Wuthering Heights"- but I did read "Twilight" and . . . didn't care for it! It wasn't horrible- I just read through 400 pages where NOTHING happened and even though I had another 100 pages left I found I couldn't possibly care less what happened to these people. No offense!

Now I do like vampires well enough, and maybe I didn't care for "Twilight" because I already had a vampire series to read: Charlaine Harris' Sookie Stackhouse books (the basis for HBO's 'True Blood')- which, I will have you know, I read BEFORE they became a show. I bought the first book "Dead Until Dark" from an old dude selling paperbacks on a card table outside Walgreen's beneath the Astoria-Ditmars subway stop in Queens. I believe I paid $1.25 for it.

Now I've gotten this out of my system. Is everybody as ready for Halloween as I am? All this vampire chatter has me excited!

Vampire Skull Found!!!

Yes it is TRUE!!!!  Click HERE to find out about this devilish and unearthly person of the night!