Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Lonely People Cheered Up by TV Characters

What does this say about me???

A recent study finds that sad, desperate, lonely creatures are cheered up by fictional characters and the pretend relationships they share with them.

Photo below shows a lonely person's collection of TV Shows on DVD that they take comfort in on those dark cold nights of the soul.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Goodbye, Pussycat . . .

The one and only Bea Arthur has passed away. She died of cancer at the age of 86.

She was much beloved and will be missed!!!!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

My Sunglasses Died

I can't believe it . . . The last known photograph taken of the sunglasses was just a few hours ago.  
In this time of need- you will want to think of my sunglasses and listen to this: 

it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

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it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

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it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

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it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

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Violent Dreams

Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?

Just Say No to Rockstar Energy Drink!

Did you know that Rockstar energy drink is owned and operated by an ultra-right wing doofus?? Well- it is!!! 

It's time to throw you're NRG$$$ to someone with less nazi-like views on life.  They hates the gays and also the autistic!! But don't just listen to me: FIND OUT MORE

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Splatter Some Light (Tuesday)

If you want to make Awesome Arrrt Like the above "works"- go to THIS LINK.

How to Be Old

Are you interested in living to be 100?? I am totally NOT, but if you are- you can check out THIS article and get ready to get old!

Some of their "off the wall" tips include: Floss, Move around, and Become a Seventh Day Adventist. No thanks! I am crazy enough already.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Happy Counter-Culture Holiday!

Did you know TODAY is a holiday?? For those Michael Phelps-like people around the world April 20th is a day to hit the bong hard and toke up. For more information on why exactly 4/20 is a pot-holiday click HERE.

If you are super high and already watched the Dominos video below- click HERE.

AND OMG- high or not- you MUST watch this: DOLLY PARTON ON PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE
Again my life has come full circle . . .


Have you seen the new Pepsi: Throwback???

It's made with sugar and not shitty old high fructose corn syrup. Can you believe how much that stuff sucks?? Maybe if it were low fructose?? Get ya head in the game Pepsi! also available in Goat PissExxxtreme! I mean Mountain Dew.

Click THIS LINK to learn very little more.

Check out this stuff too: BEER CHIPS

Most People Don't Understand Weather

According to this ARTICLE most average morons don't get when it's going to rain. Do YOU know what a 20% chance of precipitation means??? Read and find out!!

All I know is I KNOW RAIN. And SNOW. And of course SUNSHINE.

I'm unclear on Partly Cloudy days however.

Oprah!! Comedy!!

THIS is very funny.

But not as funny as THIS.

You must love Oprah!! We do!


Everyone loves horses!!! And Kendall and I are no exception!!

Click HERE if you want to read some very SAD horse news!

After that you may need a PICK ME UP.

Much Better than the Original!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

New Show: Japan (or Kimono Shopping)

Konichiwa! This week our show is all about the land of the rising sun. From Mt. Fuji to Tokyo to Kyoto we're everything Japanese! We've also got a special guest to fill us in on all the ancient Japanese secrets, and we learn more about what it takes to join the mile high club.

Grab your chopsticks and some rice paper, we're off!

Friday, April 10, 2009

Anderson Cooper's Smutty Legacy

Did you know Anderson Cooper's mom has written a trashy new novel full of people and vegetables?? Well- she has!!

Young Blue Eyes is the son of some rich lady named Vanderbilt and she has written a new novel on par with something that normally begins with "Dear Penthouse, . . ."

Click HERE to check out the dreck!  Anderson's 85 year old mother's book is called "Obsession: An Erotic Tale."

Get your basket and listen . . .

Cliff and Kendall's "An Easter Home Companion is now on the air.
It's part of our multi-annual salute to Garrison Keillor's "A Prairie Home Companion."
So put on your listening pants and get a good seat for this Easter Special.

Saturday, April 4, 2009


Click HERE to read a very nice piece on the next Harry Potter movie!!

And have you heard the new episode? You may need a tissue . . .