
Showing posts with label drink. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drink. Show all posts
Monday, March 21, 2011
Drinks Gone By

Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Happy Cinco de Mayo!

What better way to celebrate than by grabbing a six gallon bulb of margaritas and settling back to listen to our "Cinco de Fatso" show: up now!
Make sure you stay tuned until the end- the trip to Busheltown is one you won't soon forget!
Happy Cinco de Mayo everybody! Below: Vintage art from last year's show. Time marches on!
Monday, April 20, 2009
Sugar!!

Have you seen the new Pepsi: Throwback???
It's made with sugar and not shitty old high fructose corn syrup. Can you believe how much that stuff sucks?? Maybe if it were low fructose?? Get ya head in the game Pepsi! also available in Goat PissExxxtreme! I mean Mountain Dew.
Click THIS LINK to learn very little more.
Check out this stuff too: BEER CHIPS
Monday, April 7, 2008
Don't drink the water!!!!!!!

Once again, fancy doctors from a state called Pennsylvania and some college referred to as Dart-mouth are pulling the wool from this podcaster’s eyes. Drinking eight 8 oz. glasses of water a day does nothing for your health!
Apparently the medical claims that 64 oz. of water a day can cure cancer, end depression, improve your love life, and make you live longer are FALSE. These in-the-know doctors have let us know that it don’t matter none how much water you drink. You still alright with them. “If you like to drink it, go ahead. We don’t care, but don’t think you’re doing wonders for your health,” the learned medical men snickered.
So since water is no longer a MUST, here are three other things you might wanna imbibe:
Apparently the medical claims that 64 oz. of water a day can cure cancer, end depression, improve your love life, and make you live longer are FALSE. These in-the-know doctors have let us know that it don’t matter none how much water you drink. You still alright with them. “If you like to drink it, go ahead. We don’t care, but don’t think you’re doing wonders for your health,” the learned medical men snickered.
So since water is no longer a MUST, here are three other things you might wanna imbibe:
A) Great Bluedini Kool-Aid
Even though it may bare a strange resemblance to anti freeze this somehow berry flavored drink is still a glorious choice. Never mind that it is made mostly from water, the 6 cups of sugar and deep tooth and tongue staining blue dye more than make up for it. The only problem is you may have to raid eBay or I don’t know-go back in time to find a fresh packet.
Even though it may bare a strange resemblance to anti freeze this somehow berry flavored drink is still a glorious choice. Never mind that it is made mostly from water, the 6 cups of sugar and deep tooth and tongue staining blue dye more than make up for it. The only problem is you may have to raid eBay or I don’t know-go back in time to find a fresh packet.
B) The Best Milkshake in New York City
Chosen by New York magazine as the best shake in the big apple is the blueberry pomegranate flavor sold at some place on Seventh Avenue called brgr. No, really. That’s what it’s called. It’s not even capitalized or anything. And also it makes me think more of boogers than burgers (which is what the fine folks at brgr sell). Don’t ask me who had the bright idea of putting pomegranate in there. That gross looking fruit is everywhere these days. You’re probably eating one right now. Nasty.
Chosen by New York magazine as the best shake in the big apple is the blueberry pomegranate flavor sold at some place on Seventh Avenue called brgr. No, really. That’s what it’s called. It’s not even capitalized or anything. And also it makes me think more of boogers than burgers (which is what the fine folks at brgr sell). Don’t ask me who had the bright idea of putting pomegranate in there. That gross looking fruit is everywhere these days. You’re probably eating one right now. Nasty.
C) a Los Angeles
Did you know that there is a cocktail known as a Los Angeles?? Neither did anyone else, as the ordering of such would assure you a swift punch to the jaw. But in case you want one (made safely at home) you’ll need to shake the following with ice:
Did you know that there is a cocktail known as a Los Angeles?? Neither did anyone else, as the ordering of such would assure you a swift punch to the jaw. But in case you want one (made safely at home) you’ll need to shake the following with ice:
1 1/2 oz blended whiskey
1/4 oz sweet vermouth
juice of 1/2 lemons
1 tsp powdered sugar
1 whole egg
Those Los Angelesians are fucked up.
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