Spike TV the channel all about testosterone that no one watches unless they are "high on steroids" or need something to do between crushing beer cans on their foreheads- has released a list of ten actresses "past their expiration date." Would Lifetime do this for men?? Not even Oxygen would do this to men!!!Actresses on the list included Lindsay Lohan (whose career may be over, but still!) and others like Julia Roberts (still MY sweetheart!) and Sarah Jessica Parker (what is it with straight men and her? Why are they threatened? Oh she's known for playing a strong female character and that must make their little weenies shrivel!)
I was unaware actresses had an expiration date- I thought that was more of a milk thing!
Also included: Nicole Kidman, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Meg Ryan, Renee Zellweger, Teri Hatcher, and Helen Hunt- watch out women of Hollywood- better not turn 40!! or fuckheads at cable stations will not beat off to fantasies of you anymore!! What a shame!
FUCK you Spike TV! And the cable station past its expiration date is . . .
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