Material Bowl

For the first time since Cher sang the national anthem at 1999's Super Bowl, gay Americans may have a reason to tune in!! According to THIS article- Madonna has been signed to perform the half-time show!

It will be surreal for Kendall, knowing that I'm also tuned into the Super Bowl! Although, let's get real- I'm watching Madonna and then switching the station. Screw "watching it for the commercials"- fuck commercials.

Also- don't forget to download our Road Rage episode from itunes! And coming this Friday, it's Episode 206: Ways to Die!!

Zac's April Fools Day Joke

AHAHAHHA! (that's me laughing).

Zac wants us to think he eats! In an elaborately staged prank, Zac Efron allowed himself to be photographed court-side at a basketball game, appearing to eat!! Good one, Zac! But we all know you spend 25 hours a day in the gym.

There are so many things wrong with the photo. First of all, who eats something with a fork at a basketball game? Unless he smuggled in a nice wedge salad- I ain't buyin' it! And just look at his fellow pranksman. The guy beside him is clearly thinking, "America will never fall for an April Fools Day prank this flimsy! Skinny, hot people eating? I don't think so!" It would be like posting a picture of Cliff and Kendall pumping iron! Oh, dammit! That would have been a perfect prank!

Better luck next April 1st, Zac!

Phelps Farts in Public!!!

Michael Phelps- the weed loving Gold Medalist with the bangin' bod and unfortunate face was at a ballgame and farted on a bunch of people. Read more about it HERE!!!

HILARIOUS!! The picture below is priceless! Look at how they all can't believe he's making them suffer through his bottom belches!!

The folks around him- old codgers, young children- are all STUNNED!!

New Episode: (Oh God, its the) Post Super-Bowl Show

Adhering to the old adage, "better late than never," we present to you this sassy rumination on the Super Bowl!! Grab your nachos and head to sofa to listen so that Kendall can explain the game to his eager pupil Cliff. Later Cliff must face an eXtreme challenge in Things You Should Know: Super Bowl Edition! Also- sit tight: In the 4th quarter we head to the scrimmage point for an unexpected Mail Bag!

Watch out "Sports Illustrated!" Here come Cliff and Kendall in for a touch down!!

Kendall be Lovin' Football!

Get out your cereal bowl Kendall! Cap'n Crunch has granted every wish your football worshippin' self ever had!!! Now you can dream of goal plays, and kick starts, and hut hut huts while you're eatin' your morning cereal!!

What could be next????????????

it's time for 2 Cliff and Kendall cartoons!!

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New Podcast- Get your balls ready!

Hello sportsfans! This week on the show Kendall and I jibber jabber all about sports! A subject we are SO familiar with!!! Kendall loves his football, Cliff loves his, uh, bad jokes, and you'll love this episode!!!

We also indulge in Media Minute- but watch out we go overtime with SASS and there may be a need for a time out or two- when Cliff and Kendall engage in their most heated debate yet! It's the grudgematch of the century on Cliff and Kendall's Wide World of Sports!