Here at Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast, we are all about helping people. (It's our favorite part of the job!) And so, herewith, is a Public Service Announcement. If you are wearing a fanny pack:
Step 1: Admit you are wearing a fanny pack.
Step 2: Take off the fanny pack.
Step 3: Move rapidly toward a waste receptacle.
Step 4: Drop fanny pack into waste receptacle.
Step 5: Move hurriedly away from waste receptacle.
*Repeat with any other fanny packs you may wear/own.
**This works even better if you replace "waste receptacle" with "camp fire".
