Happy 70th Martha!

Today is Martha Stewart's 70th birthday! Did you know that? How could you not?

Click HERE to read some interesting facts about he Domestic Doyenne. A few tidbits:

· Her French bulldog, Francesca, is named after a prison friend.

· Martha once pitched a TV show about "rehabilitating ­errant women while they rehabilitated a house; a fixer-upper was bought in Norwalk." It never happened.

· Martha "insisted on personally approving every one" of the 3,000 items licensed through Macy's. According to her head of merchandising, at one meeting "Martha walked in with a pot, slammed it on the table, and goes,'This is crap. I don’t want my name on it.'"

Good for you, Martha!! If people didn't go around attaching their names to crappy products, this world would be a better place! (Of course, there'd likely be no 'Cliff and Kendall' . . .)

More Reasons to Love Martha!

Coming closely behind her remarks that Rachel Ray is nothing more than a giggling chowderhead (basically what she said, which is definitely TRUE- Rachel even admits it), Martha lays into Republican Savior/Liberal Kneeslapper Sarah Palin! (See video HERE).

Tell it like it is, Martha!

When asked for her thoughts on the gun totin' Mama, Martha insists she's "dangerous" due to her complete confusion on every issue! Martha's right! When pressed further as to whether she's seen the Alaskan quitter's various interviews- she says "Why is everyone asking me that? I wouldn't watch her if you paid me!"

Just for that- I'm renewing my subscription to Martha Stewart Living!