Happy Birthday Julia Roberts!!

Still our sweetheart (even after "Duplicity"), Julia Roberts is blowin' out some candles today! Happy 42 Julia!! We're tickled pink! . . . pink.

Get a J-O-B!

In our continuing effort to help you better your life, Kendall and I would like you to know ONE of the jobs pictured above is HOT HOT HOT right now! Is it:

A) Night club entertainer
B) Beautician
C) Hooker
D) Sexy Accountant

Guess!!! And then click HERE!

Still a Pretty Woman

Where the hell has Julia Roberts been? I mean, I support her being married and having 8 babies and being a human being with a life and everything- but still! She is still so wonderful, I would much rather see her on screen than almost any other female starlet in their 20's working today. In fact, I'm trying to think of a woman under 50 whom I would prefer to see on screen. Hmm . . . still thinking!

I would go so far as to say: I would much (much much much) rather see a 75 year old, no 86 year old Julia Roberts in any role currently being played by, or offered to Jessica Alba!