More Strange People

Visit http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ these are possibly even weirder than all those Walmart . . . um, how to put it kindly? uh . . . Walmart shoppers at the site mentioned in the post below.

Weird Father Daughter Thing

So this may come as old news to you (as it did to me), but Time Magazine is just now catching on. Across the country, or at least in the more Bible fearin' parts of it, there are events called "Purity Balls" happening all the time.

These balls unite fathers and their young daughter in prayer, dancing, and presumably appetizers. Also, it's supposed to be some weird thing where the girl is married to her father until he gives her away to a nice young man in front of a church full of people at which point she is then free to take off her (presumably) metaphorical chastity belt and then get down with her new male ruler: her husband.

Weird? Beautiful? You decide!! Click HERE to get the complete story from Time.com. And as for the picture above, I couldn't think of a way to integrate Zac Efron or Jake Gyllenhaal so you get a futuristic pic of Kendall and a future daughter of his. Not pictured: his wife Susan and I kicking back daquiris at the nearest T.G.I.Fridays; robots.

Happy Father's Day!

Kendall and I would love to take this time to wish all the appropriate recipients out there a Happy Father's Day! Whether you be a father, surrogate father, someone's sperm donor, a completely unknown baby-daddy, some lonely guy who loves his pet too much and refers to himself as the pet's daddy, or the elder in one of those weird gay father-son relationships, ooh! or a crusty old sugar daddy a'la Hugh Hefner- we wish YOU a Happy Father's Day!!!

And especially we would like to wish our own fathers (neither of which are aware of this web-site) a Happy Father's Day. Just putting that out there into the universe.

Bikinis are Back!

The sleepy little town (presumably full of Mormons) of Kanab, Utah is about to have a revolution! Bikinis are no longer prohibited at the local pools!! The ban was short-lived, but did cause some national publicity in newspapers and on stupid blogs nobody reads. But they're back baby! Read more HERE. "Woops!" said the lawmakers who will soon revise their poorly worded lawbooks to again allow two piece suits for the ladies

The ban was not so much a shock to some though, as the town had already passed some sort of legislation that favored "natural families" that include a working father, stay at home mama, and a big ol' litter of young'ns. Above see some swimsuits Kendall and I would like to be a part of. Below see a natural family I would love to be a part of: