First Lady's Foto

This is a photo that our First Lady (who can be heard saying, "And now back to the show" on our award-worthy* podcast) just texted into us. She's not down in OPP anymore, but she is an OPP (an Outstanding Pregnant Person). 

*we are legally obligated to say that while we "believe" our show is "award-worthy," it has never won, been nominated, considered for a nomination, or been mentioned in the same sentence as an award, even as a joke. 

Austin's Art

This is a photo Austin gave us of some black and white pictures he took. He said this was a gallery "back home" (even though I'm pretty sure he grew up 10 minutes from the studio). It looks more like his Mom's house to me. On second thought I think this is from a magazine or something- unless that text on the left side was another artist's work. 

Photo Gallery

Jake Gyllenhaal with Jenny Lewis at the Golden Globes! Do they need a morbidly obese third wheel?

I rode through the parking lot on a horse with no name.

Ricky Gervais with Our Lady of Broadcast Comedians on the set of the new Muppet movie!

Freddy at the fair.

Garfield (Something Something Lasagna)

Is it just me or does this new photo of Andrew Garfield (Social Network, the forthcoming Spiderman reboot) from Details Magazine look like a mugshot from the 50's? He's all like "Yeah I was stealing the hubcaps off of your Studebaker! What of it, Pops!?!?"

He's tall and skinny and 'cute,' but I think he will really grow into his looks somewhere around the age of 65. Here he is, below, looking more normallish.

Wild in Disneyland!

Did they have to write our weight on there?

A magical drink outside the Tiki Tiki Room!

How we spent most of our day

Whoa daddy!

He couldn't believe he ate the whole thing.

Mickey-shaped foods are more magical!

But the other non-Mickey-shaped foods ain't half bad!

Two fatsos and Seven Dwarves

Chili in bread bowl- NOT THAT DELICIOUS!

Kendall enjoys the vegan equivalent of an 8 pound turkey leg

We rode a few rides when the food lines got too long

[Insert churro/dick joke]

Attention Mattel: Our licensing would be CHEAP!

Coming soon to a clearance table near you!

Most importantly- where did we park!??????????!

Wild in L.A.! 3

. . . and it goes on like this . . .

On the air!

Short lunch break

Ready to dig in again!

Kendall makes a vegan cake for a special occasion!

Cliff helps out with the cake as best he can

Pretty soon it's burrito time again!

Kendall tries to keep up with Cliff's voracious appetite!

Let's get healthy!

Fruit stinks!

The satisfaction that comes with eating healthy!

Often when we think we are hungry- we are really just thirsty!

Lather, rinse, repeat!

Explode Yourself

Are your photos boring and explosion free?? Well, they don't have to be any more! You can now use the Bayifer to transform the banal images of your everyday life into stills from a Michael Bay action blockbuster!!!! Just look what it did for us!

Is it just me?

Q: How do you make an incredibly beautiful woman look like a mammal known for eating trash in Alaska and hangin' with flying squirrels?

A: However they took that cover photo of Angelina Jolie. Zing!!

Below: Angelina returns to her natural habitat.

Kendall Rests High on That Mountain

Kendall just wanted to drop in and say hi to y'all! He climbed like 40 vertical miles over the weekend and had to show off his athletic abilities to everyone on the blog. (No chance of him showing off his athletic supporter though!)

Kendall and his lovely wife Susan (who does exist!) climbed miles above the earth's surface on beautiful and picturesque Mt. Baldy and took these photos. Look at the air! Look at the grass! Enjoy the gentle breezes people, you never know when the wind will cease to blow!

Amy Winehouse has crack smokin' photos . . .

. . . Cliff has puddin' eatin' photos!

Kodak Theatre Pictures

So above are some of the photos I took with my Iphone of the Oscar preparations at the Kodak Theatre.- Kendall