The resemblance is actually pretty close. And I'm sure there are Oscars and accolades awaiting the "Caddyshack" star. BUT, you know whose biopic I really want to see? Calvin Coolidge! But who is perfect for that role?
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Pres Pics!
Cliff & Kendall Babies Pt. 2!

Seriously, this (like Cliff and Kendall's own obesity) is sad. The 3 year old's parents say he can eat 3 bowls of rice in one sitting, and he cries nonstop if he doesn't get enough food! Sounds familiar!
Read more HERE. Hope he gets some help!
Cliff & Kendall Babies!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011
The Kitchen Should Be Closed!

The reason for late-night snacking that rings truest to me is:
"Off-limits thinking
The psychological nature of "dieting" prompts you to feel that late-night eating is taboo which, in turn, creates "off limits" thinking. Sometimes when we tell ourselves we can't have something, we end up wanting it all the more. "
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
New Episode: The $#!+ Show

Worry not, ye faint of stomach! We've also got Bad Jokes, Stoooopid Questions, and that old favorite "Three Star Theater" makes a comeback!
Sit down and join us! Up now on itunes and here on the blog.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
10 Fattest States!

Of course coming in at #3 is Cliff and Kendall's birthplace: Tennessee!!! TN was at #2 previously but when Kendall moved to L.A. it dropped.
Just how fat is America? VERY! Here's the full top 10:
1. Mississippi: 35.4 percent
2. Louisiana: 33.9 Percent
3. Tennessee: 32.9 Percent
4. Kentucky: 32.4 Percent
5. Oklahoma: 32 Percent
6. West Virginia: 31.7 Percent
7. Alabama: 31.6 Percent
8. Arkansas: 31.5 Percent
9. Missouri: 30.6 Percent
10. Michigan & South Dakota: 30.3 Percent
Whoa Daddy! Cliff and Kendall are attempting a "weight loss journey"- won't you join us?
Just how fat is America? VERY! Here's the full top 10:
1. Mississippi: 35.4 percent
2. Louisiana: 33.9 Percent
3. Tennessee: 32.9 Percent
4. Kentucky: 32.4 Percent
5. Oklahoma: 32 Percent
6. West Virginia: 31.7 Percent
7. Alabama: 31.6 Percent
8. Arkansas: 31.5 Percent
9. Missouri: 30.6 Percent
10. Michigan & South Dakota: 30.3 Percent
Whoa Daddy! Cliff and Kendall are attempting a "weight loss journey"- won't you join us?

Monday, March 21, 2011
Drinks Gone By

Thursday, March 17, 2011
Internet, Don't Scare Me!

I'm fat and thus probably have a weak heart!!!! Headlines like this (Jake Gyllenhaal Left Battered and Bruised!) make me think Jake was in a terrible accident! Remember when Madonna fell off a horse- I nearly died!!!! Just know- Jake Gyllenhaal is healthy enough to do promotion for his new movie "Source Code." (Which you should go see on April 1st)
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Kathy's Playbill Bio

Please click HERE to read Kathy's bio from her playbill for her one-funny-lady production: "Kathy Wants a Tony." A brief excerpt:
KATHY GRIFFIN (Kathy Griffin) is thrilled to be performing at the storied and absolutely haunted Belasco Theater, where she has already told legendary stage impresario David Belasco’s ghost, in no uncertain terms, to “Suck it.” Ms. Griffin is especially excited to be reprising the role of Kathy Griffin after spending four years as Kathie Lee Gifford in a touring company of Ms. Gifford’s one-woman musical jamboree, Jesus Is My Homeboy. . .
Monday, March 14, 2011
Let This Inspire You
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Morning Workout?

Highlights:
Turn on the lights!
Eat a snack (my favorite tip)
First Lady Update

Saturday, March 12, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Is the Universe Fair? Does God Care?

If I wore this outfit I would be stoned to death. And yet! This skinny, beautiful man can wear (and probably has worn) a potato sack- an honest to God potato sack- and people would throw themselves at him!

**P.S. I'm sorry- but sometimes the soul just cries out!
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Share Our Joy!

Congratulations, sir! You deserve the award for showing us all that one afflicted with IBS can still live a life of dignity and prudence!
Happy Int'l Women's Day!

Here's to the Ladies!!!!!
UPDATE: More of our favorite gals!

Sunday, March 6, 2011
Life in Outer Space!

That or they'll enslave/kill us, and all I can say to that is: I welcome our new alien overlords!
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Rock Me Sexy Edgar!

In keeping with this trend of ultra-realistic casting, allow me to make the following casting suggestions for a proposed series based around troubled masters of morbid obesity Cliff and Kendall:

Which are the actors and which are the real people!??! Who is playing Cliff and who is playing Kendall!?!? Your move, Hollywood!
Enough!!

Can we agree that whatever happened at the Oscars last week- NO LONGER MATTERS!?! I'm not even talking about the winners or losers, but the endless bashing of Anne Hathaway and James Franco? Yes, their monologue sucked, but I bet they didn't even write it!! There are teachers unions being raped, countries in the middle of uprisings, Republicans mad with power, and continued genocide in Darfur!!!
Feel free to quote my direct letter to Hollywood:
Dear Hollywood,
GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
Love,
Cliff and Kendall
And I will go one step further! I will start a campaign to let us host next year's Oscars!! We'll show them what bad hosting is all about! Wait 'til we belch in Meryl Streep's face! Then we'll see who the worst hosts ever are!
Friday, March 4, 2011
New Show: Comedy Bailout!

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: You may bust a gut, lung, or other body part while laughing! Extreme dehydration may also occur if you are prone to crying during laughter. Drink 6-8 glasses of water during the show and surround yourself with pillows. You might want to hook yourself up to an IV for vital fluids and listen from inside a rubber room.
Happy Birthday Catherine O'Hara!
Hi Hoes!

And You Have the Key!
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