DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

So I'm trying to eat right and then I go into the break room and who but Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn has sent in what but a Christmas in July Cake!!!!! How am I supposed to eat right when this is happening!?!?! And then . . . 

. . . Then Kendall not only orders out for fried spaghetti lunch specials, he ALSO stews up a pot full of macaroni and cheese. HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ENORMOUS!?!?!?!?!?

Fat Man Breaks Furniture

FYI: Sometimes when you are fat, and sit in a chair, this happens.

Just to Clarify . . .

For all those who keep asking, the photo above is not of Cliff or Kendall. It is Kevin Smith, the similarly obese director of the films "Chasing Amy" and "Jersey Girl." Thanks!

. . . and Happy Holidays!