Can we agree that whatever happened at the Oscars last week- NO LONGER MATTERS!?! I'm not even talking about the winners or losers, but the endless bashing of Anne Hathaway and James Franco? Yes, their monologue sucked, but I bet they didn't even write it!! There are teachers unions being raped, countries in the middle of uprisings, Republicans mad with power, and continued genocide in Darfur!!!
Feel free to quote my direct letter to Hollywood:
GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
Cliff and Kendall
And I will go one step further! I will start a campaign to let us host next year's Oscars!! We'll show them what bad hosting is all about! Wait 'til we belch in Meryl Streep's face! Then we'll see who the worst hosts ever are!