Bringing 30 Back

Today our little Justin grows into an adult. He's now driving around a van with Cheerios rolling around on the floor.

In other words, one of the world's hottest sex symbols today turns thirty years old!! Test out those waters, Justin. For it won't be long until you have two morbidly obese companions in the pool that only 30 year olds can visit.

Franco 101

Do you want to become an expert in the subject area known as James Franco? Okay, put all your hands down- of course we all want to become Francologists! Luckily for students like us, James Franco is about to be a college class on a campus in California. Click HERE to read more about it (although they neglect to mention how many credits it's worth).

Again, I am impressed with the one known as Franco. Artist! Filmmaker! Actor! Spiderman friend/villain! Soap Star! Oscar Host! Stud Muffin! What can't this man do? He reminds me of a really sexy Cliff and Kendall- what with his many talents and fingers in so many different pies. (Of course the real Cliff and Kendall would have their fingers in actual pies, instead of figurative ones like Franco does. That of course, goes without saying. Oops! I said it).

Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn's Online!

Well, we finally talked her into it. Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn is online! She's on facebook and she's even tweeting!

She was none too pleased that she couldn't use the "Mrs." in her name, but we got her to briefly eschew etiquette in favor of being up to date. Oh, and her twitter username had to be absurdly short- it's @PttrbttrBtrchrn And if you've never tried to explain twitter to a lady with so much "life experience"- you should try it!

Now her fans can communicate with her and see what goes on in her daily life- or at least what she allows our assistant Tyler to post for her. He's currently trying to get her tweets to appear on our blog.

Feel free to "Friend," "Follow," and Welcome Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn into 2011!

It's Saturday Afternoon, America!

I hope you are enjoying it! Use whatever "enjoyment aids" you require to fully experience and appreciate this beautiful Saturday afternoon!

*Bonus Points: Find the hidden image of Cliff and Kendall in the above photo!

** Just what is Jeremiah Weed?

Celestial Being Celebrates Anniversary of Entering Existence

I'm talkin' Oprah! Today she celebrates 57 years of *existing* (in this realm anyway).

(In the photo above: Oprah imbues a puppy with the very meaning of puppy life, she inspires him to be his best puppy self, while doing so she is also simultaneously having her own "Aha Moment" about what it means to be able to cosmically communicate to animals and folks who are at home weekday afternoons. )

For more Oprah click HERE and you MUST watch "Oprah: Behind the Scenes of the 25th Season" on OWN!!!! It's amazing!! (It's one of my favorite things!)

Happy Birthday Elijah Wood!

Now I feel fat AND OLD! Elijah Wood turns 30 today! You know who is older than me? Elijah Wood. Wow, he's ancient! Will we believe him in the hew "Hobbit" movie? Or will he just look silly, as he's now so far along in years? God, THIRTY!?!? Can you believe it?

P.S. Wait for it . . . hold on . . . almost . . . bring it home . . . I'd Frodo his Baggins!

Photo Gallery

Jake Gyllenhaal with Jenny Lewis at the Golden Globes! Do they need a morbidly obese third wheel?

I rode through the parking lot on a horse with no name.

Ricky Gervais with Our Lady of Broadcast Comedians on the set of the new Muppet movie!

Freddy at the fair.