Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Watermelon Sex Drive News Story

According to this video on CNN.com- Watermelon's can alter your sex drive/make you horny/ratchet up the old piston/make the General stand at attention/raise the mast on the old skin yacht/fire up your love torpedo/inflate your ego/lenthen your love wand/make your penis hard.

Watch the video (cleverly hidden beneath the words "this video" above) if only to see a CNN reporter confront a bunch of middle aged southern guys and inform them of the "healing effects" of watermelon rind- and watch them all make nervous jokes about how they can't get it up!

Also- try this link for some more hard news.

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