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Monday, April 7, 2008
Don't drink the water!!!!!!!
Once again, fancy doctors from a state called Pennsylvania and some college referred to as Dart-mouth are pulling the wool from this podcaster’s eyes. Drinking eight 8 oz. glasses of water a day does nothing for your health!
Apparently the medical claims that 64 oz. of water a day can cure cancer, end depression, improve your love life, and make you live longer are FALSE. These in-the-know doctors have let us know that it don’t matter none how much water you drink. You still alright with them. “If you like to drink it, go ahead. We don’t care, but don’t think you’re doing wonders for your health,” the learned medical men snickered.
So since water is no longer a MUST, here are three other things you might wanna imbibe:
Apparently the medical claims that 64 oz. of water a day can cure cancer, end depression, improve your love life, and make you live longer are FALSE. These in-the-know doctors have let us know that it don’t matter none how much water you drink. You still alright with them. “If you like to drink it, go ahead. We don’t care, but don’t think you’re doing wonders for your health,” the learned medical men snickered.
So since water is no longer a MUST, here are three other things you might wanna imbibe:
A) Great Bluedini Kool-Aid
Even though it may bare a strange resemblance to anti freeze this somehow berry flavored drink is still a glorious choice. Never mind that it is made mostly from water, the 6 cups of sugar and deep tooth and tongue staining blue dye more than make up for it. The only problem is you may have to raid eBay or I don’t know-go back in time to find a fresh packet.
Even though it may bare a strange resemblance to anti freeze this somehow berry flavored drink is still a glorious choice. Never mind that it is made mostly from water, the 6 cups of sugar and deep tooth and tongue staining blue dye more than make up for it. The only problem is you may have to raid eBay or I don’t know-go back in time to find a fresh packet.
B) The Best Milkshake in New York City
Chosen by New York magazine as the best shake in the big apple is the blueberry pomegranate flavor sold at some place on Seventh Avenue called brgr. No, really. That’s what it’s called. It’s not even capitalized or anything. And also it makes me think more of boogers than burgers (which is what the fine folks at brgr sell). Don’t ask me who had the bright idea of putting pomegranate in there. That gross looking fruit is everywhere these days. You’re probably eating one right now. Nasty.
Chosen by New York magazine as the best shake in the big apple is the blueberry pomegranate flavor sold at some place on Seventh Avenue called brgr. No, really. That’s what it’s called. It’s not even capitalized or anything. And also it makes me think more of boogers than burgers (which is what the fine folks at brgr sell). Don’t ask me who had the bright idea of putting pomegranate in there. That gross looking fruit is everywhere these days. You’re probably eating one right now. Nasty.
C) a Los Angeles
Did you know that there is a cocktail known as a Los Angeles?? Neither did anyone else, as the ordering of such would assure you a swift punch to the jaw. But in case you want one (made safely at home) you’ll need to shake the following with ice:
Did you know that there is a cocktail known as a Los Angeles?? Neither did anyone else, as the ordering of such would assure you a swift punch to the jaw. But in case you want one (made safely at home) you’ll need to shake the following with ice:
1 1/2 oz blended whiskey
1/4 oz sweet vermouth
juice of 1/2 lemons
1 tsp powdered sugar
1 whole egg
Those Los Angelesians are fucked up.
Friday, April 4, 2008
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Kids These Days!!!!
Our new episode is coming tonight!! Its all about whats wrong with kids these days- from naked phone pictures to Wii-ing all over the place, you name it we Andy Rooney about it!
Also included is a very informative Media Minute (full of Jake/Madonna/Mariah news!) and the audience favorite Bad Jokes!!
Plus, FOR THE FIRST TIME, we welcome a special guest to the show!! Check out the photo above for a glimpse of this week's guest podcaster. (No, it's not Sasquatch) Exciting!!
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Be Like Dolly!
In this somewhat bizarre paparazzi video taken in the parking lot of an Indian restaurant in West Hollywood, Dolly is followed with a camera and asked a litany of inane questions. But! She handles the intrusion with a sweetness and cordial air that we all wish we could muster in the face of such annoyances. If everyone in the world were as kind, imagine the possibilities!
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