Okay so today in 19 FUCKING 86 Robert Pattinson was born.
Yeah, I'm so astounded by the thought of him being BORN in 1986 that I can't do the math to know how old he is. (I think that's a blessing).
In 1986 I was NOT being born- I was either snorting coke of a dead hooker's taint or starting kindergarten.
Happy Birthday RPatz! Hopefully your amazing beauty and millions of dollars will afford you a happy day.