Happy New Year, Bitches!!

Well, Cliff is in New York and I am in LA with Susan celebrating the new years. We may be far apart, but we're both drinking. Happy new years to everyone and here's hoping that 2010 will be a very sassy Cliff and Kendall Coast to Coast filled year.

Also, our apologies for the issues with the "Cliff and Kendall Zone" download. We will try to have it fixed in the next couple of days or have a separate link that you can download it even when the new episode goes up. Everyone stay safe out there and remember the most important key to a safe new year. No matter how much you've had to drink, if your thinking about driving, make sure your listening to Cliff and Kendall on your radio.

HAPPY NEW DISCO STICK! (This post was edited by Cliff a lil later)

1st Day of Cliff and Kendall Blog

Merry Christmas everyone!!!  Your last gift of the Cliff and Kendall blog is LOVE.  Is this a cop-out? On Christmas Eve- No, it's not. 

From all of us (our many, many employees and subsidiaries) at Cliff and Kendall Coast to Coast Studios- Have a very Merry Christmas and we wish you nothing but the happiest of new years!!

Zack Attack

I always wanted so badly to look like Zack Morris, especially when he worked at the Malibu Sands. I wish I had a river, to skate away on . . .

2nd Day of Cliff and Kendall Blog!!!

THIS LINK is pretty very funny. It's a graph of sexual bases through the years. For instance: First Base in the 60's was Holding Hands, while 3rd base in the 00's was uploading your sex tape onto the internet. I guess it's slightly NSFW but there aren't any nudie pics or anything.

Here- if you're at work or in front of shy people CLICK HERE. It's some more awkward family photos!!

Tomorrow is Christmas Eve and the First Day of Cliff and Kendall Blog!!! What will your gifts be??? (Let's wait and see!)

3rd Day of Cliff and Kendall Blog!

The end is coming everyone!!!!!!!!!!

The horrible, terrible, most depressing end of the Christmas season. By Saturday we'll all be on ledges everywhere needing someone to talk us down! I will miss my Christmas lights, my tree, my baubles, and razzleberry dressing.

Sorry to overload you with videos- but the one above should remind us that killing ourselves on the 26th is not a necessity. Not if we keep Christmas with us all through the year.

4th Day of Cliff and Kendall Blog!!!

Continuing from our last Christmas gift: Another one of the best people ever to grace any screen: Dame Edna!!!

Hello Possums!

5th Day of Cliff and Kendall Blog!

Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer/Smells Like Teen Spirit!!! Live by Kiki and Herb!