For this "wicked concoction" you will need a blender, 5 oz leaf spinach (which is a lot!), 7 thawed or raw strawberries, 1 packet low-calorie lemonade mix (not the individual serving size, the big jug size which will be 20 calories total), about 3/4 cup of water (give or take), and 5-6 ice cubes.
Start by blending the spinach with water until it turns into bright green witch-colored liquid. Add the strawberries and lemonade packet. Blend until strawberries have married completely into the spinach liquid. Add ice cubes and blend until smooth.