it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

Get on board the Oscar train!!!

This week on the show we have an OUTRAGEOUS Oscar Party!!!!

How could you not love a show that includes the following:
Kendall reports live from the actual red carpet in front of the Kodak theater
Cliff and Kendall recreate scenes from the 5 Best Picture nominees
a boring musical number
Oscar edition of the Mailbag
& More!!! (yes more!!!)

Prepare your speeches, tape your dress to your boobs, and get ready to remind Joan Rivers who you are because it's Oscar time, America (and world)!!!!

Kodak Theatre Pictures

So above are some of the photos I took with my Iphone of the Oscar preparations at the Kodak Theatre.- Kendall

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History Lesson time again!!!

Okay kids, it’s that time again! You may want to take notes.

Born today in 1473, Copernicus was a great astronomer who told us the earth revolved around the sun. Of course today we know the earth revolves around Cliff and Kendall.

Skipping ahead to 1878, Thomas Edison did us all proud by patenting the phonograph. Originally thought of as a tool for office dictation, someone had the bright idea of putting music on the thing and thus the precursor to the modern mp3 was born.

A few years later in 1906 a man woke up hungry, poured some milk over some dried up old flakes of corn and then went out and founded the Kellogg’s breakfast cereal company.

In 1940, the soul singer/weepy clown Smokey Robinson was born. When the doctor was asked why he couldn’t put the newborn in a crib like all the other infants, he replied “He’s really got a hold on me.”

And finally, in 1951, February 19th saw the death of Andre Gide. Gide was a noted French author and Nobel laureate who would later be quoted on an episode of “Cliff and Kendall: Coast to Coast.” You may remember “It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

Another favorite Gide quotation: “Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again.”

it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

Who's More Evil?

It's fun game time here on the blog!! Inspired by our "FEAR" episode, you see below three Super-Villain profiles and you have to decide for yourself which one is the most evil!!! Fun, huh?

The only way for you to win is to know truly in your heart that you have chosen the correct answer. And your prize is self-fulfillment. Ready to play?


A) Alien. She's a bitch baby! She'll rip you up soon as look at ya. Or she'll lay a baby in your brain! Just be glad you don't live in the future or you know everytime you had the slightest heartburn, you'd be waiting for one of her babies to burst from your chest!


B) It. He IS fear!! He lives in the sewers and can come up through the drain in your bathtub. He can come through the faucet in the sink at work. He can transform into a giant spider and eat your face!


C) Mike Huckabee. He's running a bigoted Hell-Fire campaign to be your next Commander In Chief! He wants to cut and paste the Constitution like a drunk Martha Stewart making valentines! He sure don't want you to get an abortion! What will he do with all the unwanted children? Maybe he'll eat them!