Unabomber Says "Stay Out My Cabin!"

The unabomber is back to his letter writin' ways! Watch out though, this time he won't blow you up- just tell you off!

He objects to the inclusion of his "cabin in the woods" in the museum exhbit celebrating (?) the first 100 years of the FBI. Click HERE to read all about it and see how the cabin is being displayed.

Bush Wants More Extinct Varmints

Click HERE to read a Time Magazine story about our zany President and that wacky group of officials he works with, and how they are trying to change to the Endangered Species laws.

I say "Hooray!" Who the hell needs animals??? Not me! I'm a vegetarian. I ain't eatin' 'em so let's shoot them all and wear 'em!

And who needs nature? Fuck Wilderness!! Haven't you seen the bumper sticker on my SUV? It says 'Fuck Wilderness!' It even has an exclamation point! That's how much the Idiot in Chief and I want you to get aroused and stick your meat wand into wilderness!!

Gender Bender

Click HERE to read the strange but true tale of the German Olympian from the 1980's who was once a lady, but is now a gent! Kendall and I are all for everyone being true to themselves and finding their own path- BUT- this gent had no say in the matter.

As an athlete he was unknowingly given high doses of steroids and hormones that changed his body so drastically that his only recourse was sexual reassignment. And you thought you had problems! Check out the story and the photos of before and after.

**photo taken from the great movie you should really check out "TransAmerica"**

Four Day Work Week Lifts Morale

Click HERE to read a no-brainer CNN story about the joys of a four day work week. It states some pretty new ideas like "people like to work less than most of their lives" and "there are joys to be found outside of that stuffy office." Watch out Old Beliefs! New ones, comin' through!!

On top of that, see above.

New African Podcast!

Have you heard our new episode???

It's a foray into info-tainment! And it's pretty good, if I do say so myself. Frequent Guest Star Alan (or FGSA for short) stops by and treats us to tales of his journeys in Africa! What you can expect:

malaria

poop stories

and more!

and we answer the most burning question of all: Do they know its Christmas in Africa????

Find Out!! And stay tuned for a "Seinfeld" themed version of "Things You Should Know!"

it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

**click for larger**

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