Pan Arrested! Tink Devastated . . .

Look away, Kendall!

Click HERE to read just why a crowd of protestors were arrested outside Disneyland yesterday. Many dressed as characters more beloved than those in the history books, and twice as cherished as the thousand year old religions of the world. Like Dewey or Stitch!

Unabomber Says "Stay Out My Cabin!"

The unabomber is back to his letter writin' ways! Watch out though, this time he won't blow you up- just tell you off!

He objects to the inclusion of his "cabin in the woods" in the museum exhbit celebrating (?) the first 100 years of the FBI. Click HERE to read all about it and see how the cabin is being displayed.

2 Fat 2 Kill?

While Kendall and I harbor our own thoughts about the death penalty- one death row fatso is trying to use his girth to prove that he is too fat to die!

While he was convicted of terrible crimes, he is appealing that maybe he can't be lethally injected because it would hurt too much to die.

I'm not making judgments- just notes in case I am ever on death row and want a stay of execution!

Read about the bloated bad guy HERE.

Smokin'!

There is some kind of bill going through Congress that has something to do with making it okay to possess small amount of marijuana. Read about it HERE.

It's a bit confusing, but the backers have the burden of common sense on their side (this of course means nothing in Washington DC). Why can I grow tulips but not marijuana? Why can I smoke tobacco and not pot? Oh, because Uncle Sam is in bed with tobacco growers. Right.

But the points the article conveys is that perhaps if this bill went through, it would free our police force up a bit to focus on violent criminals.

Sweet Little Criminal

I believe it was last week when this little guy (okay, not so little: he's 20) snuck into a movie theater late one night dressed as The Joker and tried to steal a bunch of "Dark Knight" stuff. He was arrested (hence the mugshot) but hopefully will get away with a slap on his purple sleeved wrist. Because its sort of cute right? I mean some might say pathetic, but I say it's kinda sweet.

He just loved the movie so much, and probably didn't want to go to Wal-Mart or eBay where he could easily get Batman junk. My heart goes out to him, for some reason. He's a comic book store guy, a poindexter, an N-E-R-D. Let's let him off. Poor thing. Just keep him away from explosive laden ferries!