it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

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Leavin'

Moron Calls 911 Over Mustard

Get a load of this MEGA-IDIOT!!!

Click HERE to watch and see the story of the man who was so insanely full of rage at a Subway sandwich he called 911!! Not that I can't relate to being insanely full of rage. I can. But 911?

Call Moviefone and yell at him!

Call the Whitehouse and yell at him!

E-mail cliffandkendall@yahoo.com and yell at them!

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!

2 Fat 2 Kill?

While Kendall and I harbor our own thoughts about the death penalty- one death row fatso is trying to use his girth to prove that he is too fat to die!

While he was convicted of terrible crimes, he is appealing that maybe he can't be lethally injected because it would hurt too much to die.

I'm not making judgments- just notes in case I am ever on death row and want a stay of execution!

Read about the bloated bad guy HERE.

Bus Terror

Okay, just as I am about to emark upon a sabbatical- with several planned bus trips- I read THIS.

SCARY!!! TERRIFYING!!! NOT KIDDING!!! AUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How am I going to ride a bus for hours and hours when I am afraid of being BEHEADED??? That's the stuff of nightmares, folks. I will only sit next to peaceful looking vagrants- not the LUNATIC FRINGE.

SCARY!!! TERRIFYING!!! NOT KIDDING!!! AUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monsters Inc.

A weird turtle/pig/eagle hybrid has washed ashore in New York! For real! Click HERE for video!

The creature is pretty strange and right out of a Harry Potter book- although its more dead than magical unfortunately.

"Moving" Podcast

This week on the show- we tackle the prickly problem of moving out and on with our lives. Share in hilarious (?) stories from mine and Kendall's moves and learn to let go for yourself.

Also- Bad Jokes (watch out Pope! these are full of sass!); Things You Should Know (questions about Jesus' miracles, "Friends" guest stars, and Native Americans!); & Media Minute!!

Three things to look out for:

A) Kendall's impassioned defense of Jay Leno

B) Fred Astaire-bashing

C) Technical Difficulties & Commercial Breaks!

Hitch your wagon to our train- it's Moving Day!