Quote of the Day!!

Do not anticipate trouble,

or worry about what may never happen.

Keep in the sunlight.

-Benjamin Franklin

SORRY for the Last Post!!!

My assistant Tyler hacked into our blog (is it considered hacking if I just didn't log out?) and posted the morally dubious post that precedes this one. Try not to look- you may be corrupted beyond recognition!

Anyway, Mr. Snodbottom wants you to know that "Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast Enterprises Incorporated Partners LLC" does not condone any illegal activities! Not even going 70 in a 65!

Tyler will be doing some extra push-ups this morning to pay for this one (whenever he finally wakes up!)

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity."
— Gilda Radner

Wise Words!

"The difference between the almost right word & the right word is really a large matter--it's the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning."

-Mark Twain

(I saw this quote by our fellow southerner twice today in two disparate places- so I thought I'd pass on the wisdom!)

Quote of the Day:

"The meal is not over when I'm full, the meal is over when I hate myself." - Louis C.K.

Delicious Ambiguity

"I always wanted a happy ending... Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity."

-Gilda Radner

Where is it all going? Kendall and I don't know. When you wake up in the morning, you are opening yourself to endless possibilities. You might be unemployed, or you might be homeless. You might not get a chance to eat all day or you might have cupcakes shoved down your throat in the name of an office birthday. I'd like to put all philosophical bullshit aside, but I think that philosophical bullshit is all there is.

Just because we don't know where we're going, doesn't mean we aren't on our way. Chins up, y'all- and march on!! And Happy July! We are in the second half of 2008- is anyone else happy about that?

Inspiration for the Day

This rare photo of inspirational figure Helen Keller was shown off for the first time a few days ago. It shows the young girl, deaf and blind since the age of two, cradling her doll and sitting with stout-hearted teacher Annie Sullivan.

A favorite quote by the humanitarian:

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart."

**and if you thought you'd find a Helen Keller joke here, may you burn in hell**

What this video means to me . . .

A) Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. -Sam Brown

B) Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses. -Margaret Millar

C) Be not ashamed of thy virtues; honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. -Ben Jonson

And also: