First, the Good:
Eddie Murphy is OUT as Oscar host!!! If you listen back (and why wouldn't you?) to some episode this fall, I believe we broke this story during "Hot Subjects." And nary a one of us was in favor of it! Unless he'd done the whole show as Mama Klump, I would've just been longing for James Franco to come back and "stonedly" introduce a clip package celebrating the use of window treatments in cinema classics.
If they can't get the host of Food Networks Cupcake/Halloween Wars (above), I'd bring back Ellen or Steve Martin. Kendall would shout, "Billy Crystal!" And now for the Worse Than Bad!
The Duggars are again reproducing! This is REVOLTING. I know I'm Oprah now, and I don't like judging others. BUT. The Duggars are terrible people. This is baby number 20!!!! TWENTY!
That poor last baby was born with many health problems, and yet CONDOMS ARE OF SATAN.
The Devil also endorses:
The pill (the one Loretta Lynn sang about in the 1960's!!!!)
The tying of tubes for those stout, birthin' hipped Duggar ladies
Vasectomies for any male with the last name Duggar
Right wing nutjobs who defile the teachings of Christ,
especially those who WILL NOT STOP FUCKING