it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

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Inspiration for the Day

This rare photo of inspirational figure Helen Keller was shown off for the first time a few days ago. It shows the young girl, deaf and blind since the age of two, cradling her doll and sitting with stout-hearted teacher Annie Sullivan.

A favorite quote by the humanitarian:

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart."

**and if you thought you'd find a Helen Keller joke here, may you burn in hell**

Fit Week on C&K:C2C

It’s time to get fit with Cliff and Kendall! This week our show takes a look at different diets of the stars, as well as all the diets we’ve tried in our long fat lives. Also, Cliff and Kendall step into the kitchen to try two new cereals: Fiber One Caramel and Chocolate Honeycomb.

Watch out for corny jokes and sweaty podcasters- this week will shape you up! Best listened to on the treadmill or elliptical machine, our “Fit Week” episode get you ready for swimsuit season faster than you can say thighmaster!!

And if you require more motivation:

What this video means to me . . .

A) Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. -Sam Brown

B) Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses. -Margaret Millar

C) Be not ashamed of thy virtues; honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. -Ben Jonson

And also:

it's time for a Cliff and Kendall cartoon!

Poll Results!

Here they are: the poll results for your favorite 2007 Academy Award Nominated Film! The surprise winner (with 50%) was the horror/musical "Sweeney Todd." Now we know what kind of wackos come to the Cliff and Kendall blog: our kind of wackos!

New Look!

. . . coming Tuesday March 4th!! Sorry for the lack of updates lately. I'll make it up to you somehow!!!!