Sunday, December 2, 2012
The Universe Shouts, "Life Worth Living"
In a bold move from the Universe, in a bid to convince millions of citizens afflicted with that thing where you're depressed because it's not summer, Hollywood is releasing a Barbra Streisand movie the same day as a Bette Midler movie!
No, I did not get three wishes from a Christmas genie- this is just happening! Let's hope these movies both become trilogies.
Also, Kendalls of the Earth will enjoy the fact that Bette Midler's movie also stars Oscar host Billy Crystal.
Maybe Obama was right- is there hope after all!?!??!?!?!