Below please find the scientifically proven reasons, actually the
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEOPLE LISTEN TO CLIFF AND KENDALL: COAST 2 COAST
10. You like hearing your name mentioned.
(Applies mostly to people named Cliff, Kendall, and Zac Efron).
9. To pass the time
8. To impress others
7. Can't afford glasses and meant to download "Car Talk"
6. Your parents force you
5. Writing Master's thesis about the eating habits of morbidly obese males
4. To meet new people
3. To hear perfect pitch
2. If you can't water-board terrorism suspects anymore, you gotta do something
1. To scare bears from your back yard