This Week: Thanks a Lot

This week on the show (our internet talk show, "Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast"- it's accessible many ways over on the right) we're talking an attitude of gratitude! We are so thankful to the LORD that we've been able to do nearly 300 episodes of an internet talk show that almost literally no one on the planet listens to.

THANK YOU HEAVENLY FATHER

Also on the show: new segment WTF (What the Food!?!?), and old segments Weird News and Media Minute

New Episode: Thanksgiving Home Companion Live 2012

Our all new LIVE show is up now on itunes! If you're friendless and have no family to spend Thanksgiving with- that's great! Spend it with us!

Our live show features musical performances, special guests, horrible jokes, and all the Thanksgiving spirit two morbidly obese hosts can muster!

Listen or download over on the right.

New Show: Pass the Pie (Thanksgiving 2011)

In the midst of sorrow, there are still good times to be had!

Let us pause to reflect upon that for which we are thankful. Belches, dingers, and Baaaad Jokes! (Our research data is unscientific). No matter what city (or couch) you're occupying- download our Thanksgiving show from itunes and blare that sucker!

We've got Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know About Thanksgiving, and a special anniversary edition of F.U.!!! Save some pie for us, and the turkey's all yours . . .

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Me Want Food!!!!!!!!! And in those gut-busting times to come today, remember the words to the song at the beginning of the Garfield Thanksgiving special: Make your Thanksgiving one long meal, cuz the more you eat- the more thankful you are gonna feel!

Blessings Count: 3

Can you believe I found three blessings? Three reasons not only to be thankful over the next week, but also reasons to leave the house?

A CHER movie! (11/24)

A JAKE GYLLENHAAL movie! (11/24)

and HHHAAARRRRRRYYY PPPOOOTTTTTTEEERRR!!!!!!!!! (NOW!)

Give thanks unto the Lord!

Pie and Parades and Pie

As Thanksgiving nears, I find myself thinking more and more about pie. And bread. And cheese covered things. There is another Thanksgiving tradition though- the Macy's parade.

Click HERE to read about a few new attractions the 2010 show will boast- like a Kung Fu Panda balloon and a float dedicated to that stupid thing where you can upload your picture and this website will make you dance around in an elf costume (really).

Oh well, I am old and so am more comforted by the fact that the Kermit balloon will be returning. Click HERE to read a thorough play-by-play of a classic Macy's parade from my youth. (I'm not sure if it was your youth or not).

PIE!

Thanksgiving Dinner Show is Gobblin'!

And I mean "gobbling" and not a scary halloween "goblin." Just for clarification!

Pass the yams! We're "thankful" again! Join us for some dinner table talk: rants, raves, pie, sass, tofurkey, Things You Should Know (about Tksgvng), 3 Star Theater, Q&A, Special Music, and Bad Jokes!

It's 'gobble gobble' time this Sassgiving!

It's time for 2 Cliff and Kendall Cartoons!

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it's time for a Cliff and Kendall Cartoon!

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