Binge Listen to the Many Halloweens of Hillbilly Willy!

Catch up on the past Halloween horrors caused by the demon possessed pig farmer Hillbilly Willy! (All new horrors coming this Halloween.)

Download more Halloween shows from our PODBEAN page.

And for completists:

2014 Excellence Award: Best Podcast

Some may consider it gauche to give the award to yourself, but to those people I would say, "You must not have heard this award worthy podcast!" If the Peabody committee refuses to acknowledge genius, then we will do it our own damn selves! 

Don't tell me you missed the big Xmas special??? Don't worry, it will be rerun into the ground for years. Yes this podcast really put out 50+ excellent shows in 2014, so SUCK IT SERIAL, this is the show for the ages! Just wait and see which show our future alien overlords prefer! 

New Show - A Very Hillbilly Willy Christmas!

We're terrified this holiday season by a certain demon possessed pig farmer!! Who knew he could turn up in his off-season? 

Feel the fear and the cheer in "Hillbilly Willy 7: A Very Hillbilly Willy Christmas*"! Listen in the box over on the right or download from jolly old iTunes. 

*full title for future Smithsonian archivists

Binge Listen to the Show! Halloween Edition!

It's Halloween on Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast!

You're invited to our Halloween season! Oh yeah, there's a party in there somewhere. You can take a listen below or subscribe on iTunes! 

Also, did you miss:

Binge Listen to the Show! Birthday Edition #1

FACT: There are more birthdays in the next week of the year than any other week!!!***

So in honor of that fact, here's a batch of birthday shows to binge listen to! Slice yourself off some birthday cake and binge away! 

Binge Listen to the Show! Summer Edition

It's hot and you need a pool! Unfortunately you can't afford to do anything but sit in your one bedroom apartment above a fish hatchery and listen to a bunch of podcasts in a row!

What to download? "This American Life"? Too emotional! "Car Talk"? Too many blown carburetors! "Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast" it is!! BINGE Listen below to some super summer episodes from this summer and a few sepia-toned summers of yore:


Follow Cliff, Kendall, Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn, and Mr. Snodbottom on each of their ACTION-PACKED summer vacations!


Cliff and Kendall are forced to push "Busheltown Sobriety Week" and Delores makes her first polarizing appearance!


Everybody loves a good lawyer, right? Cool off in nothing but your legal briefs as you enjoy this episode.


Who can recall why we let Charles the Contractor produce an episode? Anybody?

After a show when Cliff and Kendall are forced to salute George W. Bush (250), the fat hosts revolt and do a show about their favorite things Bette Midler and Magic (251).

Is It Still Christmastime?

Is it still the Christmas season? It's a hot subject you can feel free to put up for debate! After you've sorted it out between your family and friends, refer to the chart below: 

A) if you answered YES it is still the Christmas season:
You can listen to any of the 5 Christmas shows we released (or in some cases rereleased) on iTunes, your iDevice, or over on the right in the Podbean player. Then do part B below. 

B) if you answered NO Christmas is over:
Listen, click, or download our new New Year's Eve show over on the right!  

Have a happy holiday season until it's over! 

Hillbilly Willy 5: Cliff and Kendall Go to Hell

Terror has a new name and it is Hillbilly Willy 5: Cliff and Kendall Go to Hell!! When a shack explosion sends the world we know into chaos, Hillbilly Willy (the demon possessed pig farmer of Busheltown lore) reunites with our fat heroes for the 5th time! This year's Halloween horrors include rival cult chapters, a spooky old Walgreens, and the very pits of Hell itself! 

Download it HERE or from iTunes, play it in the box over on the right or just listen below! Stay tuned until the end for the final and most frightening scare Cliff and Kendall have ever experienced! 

You're Invited to Our Monster Party!

No RSVP necessary- you're invited to our Halloween party in which we intended to pay tribute to those great Universal Monsters! Mr. Snodbottom came as Dracula, Charles the Contractor was the world's filthiest Mummy, and well- you'll have to listen to hear what Cliff and Kendall were stuck with!

All the friendless, lonely, and sad who must have been put on the wrong list and haven't been asked to any other parties- come and party with us! We've got rye bobbing, Halloween Tips for Trick-or-Treaters from Kendall's Mother, a Halloween Etiquette Tip, and Would BOO Rather!!

Listen above, in our player on the right, or go to iTunes and download for your mp3 player! (Playing all 3 at once is recommended for a really scary party experience!) Cliff and Kendall bring the party to you!

Finally: You Can Hear Cliff and Kendall's Greatest Hits

When a bro-host with perfect pitch can't even get a record deal, you know the music industry's in the toilet! But in classic Cliff and Kendall fashion we're skirting the issue and doing it our way! (Our way: while eating).

You can listen HERE to a playlist consisting of Cliff and Kendall's Greatest Hits! Twenty-five years ago, we'd have had a commercial with a list of the hits scrolling by. To recreate that, move your head up and down as you read the songs you can hear with just one click to HERE:

We Can't Make You Listen

Ol' Hillbilly Willy

Born This Fat

We Stuff Ourselves

It's Too Late (from Hillbilly Willy Returns)

Perfect Pitch

Bringing SassyBack

Take That Pope

and MORE! 

Instead of check, money order, or COD, you can just click HERE and I'm pretty sure you can listen to some awesome "hits"*! Not available on record, 8-track, cassette, compact disc, mini-compact disc, or laser brain-wave.

*The usage of the word "hit" in this post does not imply anyone other than the artists involved ever cared about these songs. 

EDIT: Lawyer Episode Missing Answer

If you happen to be listening to this week's Lawyer Saluting show, and if you made it all the way to the final segment "Stupid Questions" (And yes I realize, it's very unlikely anyone would listen that far into a show, but let's just speak hypothetically here), then you may notice this exchange:

Kendall: Cliff, who is the most constantly upbeat person you have ever known?
Cliff: Constantly upbeat?
Kendall: And Cliff I have one more Stupid Question for you . . .

Our editor accidentally cut out Cliff's answer of who the most constantly upbeat person he knows is- and we'd like you to know he said "Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn." Our editor was especially methed up this week (he's been watching a lot of "Breaking Bad" and just wanted to see what all the fuss was about) and got scissor happy in the studio.

Apologies to Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn- the most constantly upbeat person Cliff knows!

New Episode: 303 - Salute to America's Favorite Lawyers!

I love a good lawyer, and that's not a joke! We're saluting America's Favorite Lawyers this week on the show! It takes me back to the days spent in the courtroom and nights spent at lawyer bars. Memories!

We've also got a new segment called "WWID" in which Cliff and Kendall tell you what they would have do in situations such as Nixon bugging the White House and an inescapable Doming!

Then sit back and relax as we play Don't Quote Me and finally answer some Stupid Questions! Also listen out for a mock trial performed by Becky, Austin, and Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn.

This Week: Thanks a Lot

This week on the show (our internet talk show, "Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast"- it's accessible many ways over on the right) we're talking an attitude of gratitude! We are so thankful to the LORD that we've been able to do nearly 300 episodes of an internet talk show that almost literally no one on the planet listens to.

THANK YOU HEAVENLY FATHER

Also on the show: new segment WTF (What the Food!?!?), and old segments Weird News and Media Minute

New Episode: 297 - The New York Tribute Show

This week's episode is dedicated to the biggest of apples- old New York City itself! If ever a city were worthy of a tribute by two fat men who host an internet talk show . . . well, you can finish this sentence for yourself. 

We've got all you ever wanted to know about the home of the Empire State Building, Broadway Theater, and 60 trillion cockroaches. Included in the show: an NYC Tip Quiz, Stupid Questions, and a Journey to Busheltown that Kendall calls "harrowing." It's true- you can listen for yourself, Kendall calls it harrowing right on the air! 

You can listen to this show there, you can listen to this show anywhere! Just download from itunes or listen in that playbox over on the right. 

Cicada Memories

If you're in the part of America currently celebrating the return of the cicada, you may want to listen back to Cliff and Kendall's classic cicada episode!

Click HERE to listen to "Episode 187 - Cicadas in the Rye"






We hosted the 'Cicadas in the Rye Festival' in Busheltown two years ago. The episode features Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn (that year's Queen of the Rye), Bad Jokes, Dear Cliff and Kendall, and Would U Rather?  It also features 1,000's of cicadas!

Top Ten Reasons People Listen to Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast

Below please find the scientifically proven reasons, actually the 

THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEOPLE LISTEN TO CLIFF AND KENDALL: COAST 2 COAST

10. You like hearing your name mentioned. 

(Applies mostly to people named Cliff, Kendall, and Zac Efron).

9. To pass the time

8. To impress others

7. Can't afford glasses and meant to download "Car Talk"

6. Your parents force you

5. Writing Master's thesis about the eating habits of morbidly obese males

4. To meet new people

3. To hear perfect pitch

2. If you can't water-board terrorism suspects anymore, you gotta do something 

1. To scare bears from your back yard

New Episode: Thanksgiving Home Companion Live 2012

Our all new LIVE show is up now on itunes! If you're friendless and have no family to spend Thanksgiving with- that's great! Spend it with us!

Our live show features musical performances, special guests, horrible jokes, and all the Thanksgiving spirit two morbidly obese hosts can muster!

Listen or download over on the right.

Hillbilly Willy 4

This year, Cliff and Kendall are once again drawn back to the North Busheltown Woods and must face one of the top four scariest moments of their lives!  Ghosts, Nuns, and Orphans.  Spooooooky.  Listen on the right or at iTunes by searching   "Cliff and Kendall"

Oh No- We're Not Dead!

No, we are alive! And our show is so dead it's alive!! All "kidding" aside, our show is brand new today. We've got a super secret excellent NEW show coming out on itunes today to follow up our nail-biting two parter about Simple Pleasures.

What could be better than a Saturday in February listening to Cliff and Kendall? (Don't answer that.)

You might be wondering, what does an obese internet show host do on a Saturday? Well, I'll be catching up on the following shows from this week online.

Glee

New Girl

Raising Hope

Modern Family

30 Rock

The Office

Up All Night

There was no new Parks and Recreation this week. Community has still not been rescheduled. BUT- Cougar Town is returning on Tuesday (Valentine's Night!) No, I haven't given up The Office yet, and rumors say Dwight may spin-off and Mindy Kaling (Kelly) may be getting her own show on Fox. Hopefully Dunder Mifflin will be absorbed totally into Sabre and the Scranton branch will shut its doors. And Andy will be put in prison on whatever trumped up charges you can imagine.

SPECIAL NOTE TO KENDALL: Your pal Bradley Whitford is coming to Pawnee! He'll be guesting on Parks and Recreation this season. So there's no better time to join the Leslie Knope bandwagon- you'll love it. It's basically The West Wing as a sitcom.