Top Ten Reasons People Listen to Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast

Below please find the scientifically proven reasons, actually the 

THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEOPLE LISTEN TO CLIFF AND KENDALL: COAST 2 COAST

10. You like hearing your name mentioned. 

(Applies mostly to people named Cliff, Kendall, and Zac Efron).

9. To pass the time

8. To impress others

7. Can't afford glasses and meant to download "Car Talk"

6. Your parents force you

5. Writing Master's thesis about the eating habits of morbidly obese males

4. To meet new people

3. To hear perfect pitch

2. If you can't water-board terrorism suspects anymore, you gotta do something 

1. To scare bears from your back yard

New Show: Cliff and Kendall on the Titanic

Join us for some "Cinema of the Ear" with our new episode!!

This week Cliff and Kendall set sail on the famed 'Ship of Dreams'! We don't need no stinkin' lifeboats on a ship so unsinkable! Join us for some Vaudeville-style Bad Jokes, What the Kids Are Saying (circa 1912) and a sea-worthy Etiquette Tip via Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn!

UPDATE: This show has actually been scheduled for this week for over a month, but in a twist of fate- we'd like to belatedly dedicate this show to the memory of 100 year old Titanic actress Gloria Stuart, who entered 'Cloud 2 Cloud' territory on 9/26/10. You will not be forgotten (like Jack Dawson- we'll remember you forever!)