Sunday, September 29, 2013

Halloween Hits from Cliff and Kendall!


If you've always wanted to hear our many Halloween recordings again- you're in luck! You can't buy it from any store or summon it from any voodoo priestess BUT you can listen HERE! Click that link to relive scarifying moments in songs like: 

Ol' Hillbilly Willy
Hillbilly Willy Returns Theme
(We're Just Two) Fat Podcasters
Demon Inside (from Hillbilly Willy 4)
Toucha Toucha Touch Me (featuring our First Lady)
Witchcraft (featuring Mr. Snodbottom and Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn)
It's Too Late (from Hillbilly Willy Returns)
I Put a Spell on You (featuring our First Lady)
Fright Night Halloween Party Theme
Theme from Internet Halloween Party 2011
and a few more!!! 

Halloween would be incomplete without clicking THIS LINK! (Admit it!)

Homemade Halloween Candles Martha BOO-wart Would Love!


Finally an internet tutorial on how to make blood-splatter Halloween candles even Dexter himself would be proud of! (Spoiler Alert: On the final episode of "Dexter" the titular character changes his name and moves to a cabin in the middle of nowhere in New Hampshire and begins a mail-order blood-splatter Halloween candle business).


Just take regular white candles (or whatever color you have- these taper candles were in a box that had Christmas holly on the front! I wish I hadn't thrown it away so I had proof!)- and light a couple red tea light candles. Once the tea lights have been lit long enough all the red wax will be liquid. I wore a mitten to handle the still hot red tea lights and then slopped the hot red wax all over the plain white candles. 


The process was sloppy and at first I slopped hot wax all over the deck. 

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE IF YOU BELIEVE AND CLICK BELOW!

Saturday, September 14, 2013

New Episode: 32 Birthday Cake Salute


Listen to this week's show on itunes or over on the right to hear just how our plea to "Bomb George Zimmerman not Syria" fits into an episode that is ostensibly a birthday tribute. Also hear us blend our voices into angelic harmonies not heard since The Beach Boys* in some show-stopping musical numbers! 

Included: Songs You Should Know, a twerking fail, controversial Hot Subjects that guarantee a restless night's sleep, WWID, and much more!! 

*The Beach(ed Whale) Boys

Saturday, September 7, 2013

URGENT ALERT


URGENT ALERT
URGENT ALERT

THIS IS NOT A TEST

I'm about to listen to some old songs I haven't played since 2007! What??!? How??! Huh!?7?!