Finally: You Can Hear Cliff and Kendall's Greatest Hits

When a bro-host with perfect pitch can't even get a record deal, you know the music industry's in the toilet! But in classic Cliff and Kendall fashion we're skirting the issue and doing it our way! (Our way: while eating).

You can listen HERE to a playlist consisting of Cliff and Kendall's Greatest Hits! Twenty-five years ago, we'd have had a commercial with a list of the hits scrolling by. To recreate that, move your head up and down as you read the songs you can hear with just one click to HERE:

We Can't Make You Listen

Ol' Hillbilly Willy

Born This Fat

We Stuff Ourselves

It's Too Late (from Hillbilly Willy Returns)

Perfect Pitch

Bringing SassyBack

Take That Pope

and MORE! 

Instead of check, money order, or COD, you can just click HERE and I'm pretty sure you can listen to some awesome "hits"*! Not available on record, 8-track, cassette, compact disc, mini-compact disc, or laser brain-wave.

*The usage of the word "hit" in this post does not imply anyone other than the artists involved ever cared about these songs. 

New Episode: 303 - Salute to America's Favorite Lawyers!

I love a good lawyer, and that's not a joke! We're saluting America's Favorite Lawyers this week on the show! It takes me back to the days spent in the courtroom and nights spent at lawyer bars. Memories!

We've also got a new segment called "WWID" in which Cliff and Kendall tell you what they would have do in situations such as Nixon bugging the White House and an inescapable Doming!

Then sit back and relax as we play Don't Quote Me and finally answer some Stupid Questions! Also listen out for a mock trial performed by Becky, Austin, and Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn.

This Week: Thanks a Lot

This week on the show (our internet talk show, "Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast"- it's accessible many ways over on the right) we're talking an attitude of gratitude! We are so thankful to the LORD that we've been able to do nearly 300 episodes of an internet talk show that almost literally no one on the planet listens to.

THANK YOU HEAVENLY FATHER

Also on the show: new segment WTF (What the Food!?!?), and old segments Weird News and Media Minute

Whoopi and Joy FOREVER!!

Watch what happens when Whoopi is asked her opinion of the whole Tiger Woods insanity- PRICELESS!!!

I am with Whoopi 100% and anytime Joy can put down Elisabeth Hasselfuck and belittle the furor over Michael Phelps' marijuana photo at the same time- she's the best thing on TV.

Love them! And the 400 year old fossil of Barbara Walters is fascinating to watch because it's not often you see on TV the opinion of someone who would otherwise be playing bingo in the nursing home if they weren't a millionaire. (Not to be agist! it's just that many 80 year olds live in nursing homes and who doesn't like bingo?)

I'm Not Sorry

I hate that Adam Lambert (or his reps or whomever) feel he must keep constantly apologizing for his little dance number a few Sundays ago. Let it go! Madonna was way filthier at 10AM every day in the 90's!! Anyone remember that?

Below: She let's it all hang out. As she should! As we want her to!



Adam: You're not their bitch, don't let the Palin-ites hang their shit on you!

Lady Gaga on Ellen

Just a fun interview of Lady Gaga on Ellen. Thought you might enjoy!

Happy Birthday Whoopi!

I love me some Whoopi Goldberg- whether she's singing with nuns, channeling Patrick Swayze, hosting the Oscars, or gently but firmly letting Elizabeth "Fuckface" Hasselback know just how wrong she is.

Lucky for me- and you!- she was born today 54 years ago! Happy Birthday Whoopi!!!

The Wonderful Amy Sedaris

Letterman, extortion, etc. Watch the great (2006?) clip of Amy Sedaris. I'd never seen it and now I'm glad I have! LOVE HER!

Excuse me-

When did "The Tyra Banks Show" become informative? Is she applying for the same endowments for the arts grants that we are with our informational episodes like:

Clean Week

Emergency!

June Awareness Month

And why did she win an Emmy for all her information dispersal?

Ohhhhhhhhh. There probably were no other informative talk shows. Nevermind.

New Show: Drop the Haterade!!

It's worse than rancid Gatorade- hate and negativity!  This week we share tips on thinking POSITIVE!!  Come on a fresh, new, happy journey with us!! 

Also: Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, an Etiquette Tip, a Jake Gyllenhaal story, Roseanne recollections, and more sass than you can shake a HUGE stick at!! 

New Show: This One's 4 America!!!

Our new show is up now!! You will be asked to salute! 

This is the show made for our country! Full of patriotism! Red, White, and Blue!! Eagles will soar with all the music, bad jokes, and more in this episode! 

Mr. Snodbottom's American Moment, Kendall's Stupid Questions, and Little Johnny meets George Washington!  

New Show: June Awareness Month!

Download our new episode to find out all the things you should be AWARE of this month! 

No spoilers- but you might get one hint from the photo above! Also included this show:

-an especially SASSY "Dear Cliff and Kendall"

-Weird News!

-Bad Jokes (Lookout for Little Johnny!)

-and much much more!!! 

Media Minute (Blog version)

Joining the ranks of some of our southern cousins, John Edwards and Rudy G. have dropped out of the race for the white house. We know that you are probably waiting to decide who to vote for until you hear whom Cliff and Kendall have thrown their (considerable) weight behind. But, have no fear our official podcaster endorsement will be forthcoming.

Montel Williams is ceasing production at the end of this season!! This is leaving a gaping hole in the programming of many local affiliates. Sure, they could find some other fame-hungry judge to fill the timeslot, but we have another idea.

Oh wait, maybe Marie Osmond will take his place. She's apparently getting her own talk show next season. Was no one else paying attention in the late 90's? She and Donnie had a show for about two years after Rosie became popular and everyone without something to do got their own show. We did enjoy the headline for the AOL story though: 'Dancing' Loser Gets a Talk Show'. No Mormon propaganda!

Remember when Kendall broke the WEIRD story of the pot vending machines? Well, it's true!! Hopefully they'll be next to regular vending machines. For convenience.

They're getting rid of those awful Wendy's commercials with weirdos in red wigs. Yay!! Now can they please bring Dave Thomas back from the dead? They did it with Fred Astaire. Or they could just air this:



That'll get rid of the January blahhhs.