Wild in Disneyland!

Did they have to write our weight on there?

A magical drink outside the Tiki Tiki Room!

How we spent most of our day

Whoa daddy!

He couldn't believe he ate the whole thing.

Mickey-shaped foods are more magical!

But the other non-Mickey-shaped foods ain't half bad!

Two fatsos and Seven Dwarves

Chili in bread bowl- NOT THAT DELICIOUS!

Kendall enjoys the vegan equivalent of an 8 pound turkey leg

We rode a few rides when the food lines got too long

[Insert churro/dick joke]

Attention Mattel: Our licensing would be CHEAP!

Coming soon to a clearance table near you!

Most importantly- where did we park!??????????!

Wild in L.A.! 3

. . . and it goes on like this . . .

On the air!

Short lunch break

Ready to dig in again!

Kendall makes a vegan cake for a special occasion!

Cliff helps out with the cake as best he can

Pretty soon it's burrito time again!

Kendall tries to keep up with Cliff's voracious appetite!

Let's get healthy!

Fruit stinks!

The satisfaction that comes with eating healthy!

Often when we think we are hungry- we are really just thirsty!

Lather, rinse, repeat!

Wild in L.A.! 2

. . . further adventures . . .

You want a little ZING ZANG!?!??!

Ordering something FRESH

The fragility of life . . . the cosmic ballet goes on . . .

Saw old friend/guest star Stewart and did what the glitterati do: eat at the mall food court. Ya heard!

Wild in L.A.!

Kendall and I are together in Los Angeles this week and who knows what kind of trouble of couple of obese guys like us can get into!!! Here are some highlights so far!

We've eaten at some hot celebrity eateries!

Kendall shopped for some staples.

Cliff found a man to love him.

What's gonna happen next????

Happy Birthday Cliff

While you may think the Cliff and Kendall blog has spiraled down into nothing more than a celebrity birthday calendar with the occasional post about the hotness of Zac Efron- this post is actually pertinent!!!

It is Cliff's (as in "my") birthday today and after having lived 28 very fat years, I am now descending into the madness (and morbidly obeseness) that is being 29. Expect the unexpected as Kendall and I both venture deep into the murky depths of whatever the fuck it means to be 29 in 2010. (Kendall has six more glorious weeks to be 28. Funny how 28 did not seem glorious until I reached 29.)

I coud reflect at length upon the "tumultuous" year that I spent being 28- the very intense joys, the absurdly real pains, and the feeling of general bloat I felt for most of the year but I won't. Some things about those 12 months sucked royal (two close friends-one of them my wife!- decided to help the world and discovered they could only do that outside of America), some things were great and kind of life changing (the summer camp I worked at, described in our "Summer Vacation" episode), some things were just pure joy (Kendall and I love our show!! If the internet goes out of business we will still do the show and will gladly mail each of you a floppy disk every week containing one new episode), and some things were borrrrrring (bubblology anyone?).

Okay I reflected more than I meant to. But let me say this: 29 has potential. Not least of which because on October 5th the final season of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" is coming to dvd. Another dream to check off the list.

People Don't Know They're Fat?

According to THIS article on Yahoo- many American don't even know they're fat!!!!

DO NOT count Cliff and Kendall among that number! We are aware of our Super Obesity!

New Server Update!! (a 'How to')

The good news is we HAVE A NEW SERVER!!! This means no more episodes cut off in their prime-

The "other" news is that to get the upcoming shows (for the next 10 years or so) you will have to resubscribe to the show on iTunes.

Here's how: open iTunes, go to the iTunes store. Search for "cliff and kendall." You should be presented with a variety of options, including our Kathy Griffin spin-off, the old feed, and the new feed from our NEW SERVER.

The differences will be: the photograph for the new feed is the one above, and the title of the show now includes the number 2. (Just remember "shitty podcast . . ." No! Kidding, don't think that). There will also be fewer episodes listed under the new server's feed. Just click "subscribe" and you should be home-free to enjoy uninterrupted "Cliff and Kendall" throughout the new decade!! You could just click on this link to subscribe to the new feed as well.

Hopefully this is fairly easy, and we won't lose any of our beloved listeners!

Thanksgiving Dinner Show is Gobblin'!

And I mean "gobbling" and not a scary halloween "goblin." Just for clarification!

Pass the yams! We're "thankful" again! Join us for some dinner table talk: rants, raves, pie, sass, tofurkey, Things You Should Know (about Tksgvng), 3 Star Theater, Q&A, Special Music, and Bad Jokes!

It's 'gobble gobble' time this Sassgiving!

New Show(s): 100th Episode Celebration!!!

An occasion SO MOMENTOUS it couldn't be contained in just one episode! (Even though technically we're saying it is).

It's our 100th Episode Celebration- come along for the ride with listener favorite segments: Weird News, Media Minute, Things You Should Know, Stupid Questions, a Journey to Busheltown, and the BEST Bad Jokes of all time!

There are also guest stars and just one or two clips. A couple. A small sampling of past memories. Not to be missed!! Join us for our big transition to triple digits!

(Yes- there are two parts to download, 1 & 2 which should make it easier for you to listen at your convenience. Join us for this fun history making event!)

Halloween Cartoon! (2)

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Halloween Cartoon!

New Episode: "The Scary Vampire Show"

This week we kick-start the halloween season by 'sinking our teeth into' all things bloodsucker!

With Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know (about Vampires), C & K in the Kitchen, Your Voicemails, and More!!

Watch out for flying bats, and figures that approach you out of the mist . . . the witching season has only just begun!

New Show: October Awareness Month

Ask yourself this question: "Are you aware of October??" Only you'd say, "Am I aware . . ." Okay- go ahead and ask. I'll wait.

What'd you answer? No?? Well----

You will be after you hear our new podcast that extols the many virtues and bemoans the various pitfalls of the tenth month of the year! We let you in on all the sassy reasons that October is different from the rest!

Also: pierced wangs, science quizzes, gr8 deb8ing, News from Kendall's mom, Media Minute, and BAAAAAAADDDDD Jokes!

Download now from itunes by searching "cliff and kendall" or visit cliffandkendall.com for all the latest haps in the world of sass!

Interactive Fun!

Who doesn't like a project?!? And this one is easy and fun! (and stolen). Write your autobiography in as many words as you are old. Mine will be 19 just like me! (okay 28).

Born (okay well obviously- I mean, who wasn't?) in the south, much prefer the north. Sorry south! Love Madonna, hilarious jokes. Living with morbid obesity. Me eat pie!

New Show: Vatican City Takes It!

This week our SassyBack Tour concludes with a performance on the Pope's home turf!  We sing him (and zing him!) and continually ask the old douche bag to take it! 

We've got Weird News, Dear Cliff and Kendall (we love helping catholics!), Bad Jokes, Musical Guests, and so so much more!! 

Happy Birthday!!

to one of the two best morbidly obese podcasters working today!!

You have changed our world and brought those ever-so-sassy bits of humanity to the world and we hope you never stop!

Keep living the dream!

New Show!

On itunes now (and over to the left on the blog) is our new show: "Cliff's 8th Annual 21st Birthday"! 

Join us for cake, ice cream, growing pains, aging, Stupid Q's, Things You Should Know, a crude clip package, and some festive Bad Jokes all wrapped up in a neat little package!

Fat Jokes from The Onion:

We can relate!