From the Road . . .

Kendall would want me to tell you that I am on sabbatical. I have not yet written a book, left TN, or done much more than watch Netflix and read. But someone once said "Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything." Of course freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

At any rate it was my birthday recently! And above is photographic evidence that so far on sabbatical I stopped by the woods on a sweaty afternoon, had my picture taken with Heather in between a barn and a Sonic, crammed my mouth full of Blizzard, and been shoved in a washing machine by Beadie. More to Come!

A Bit of Good News

In this horrible election era- I found out something great!

Did you know that the DVD seasons of "Roseanne" are so affordable?? I got 3 of them today at an evil conglomerate that is taking over the world- for only $13 bucks a piece!! That's for about 75 shows total!

Click HERE to go see for yourself at Amazon. 8 out of 9 seasons are 15 bucks or less. Buy up and remember the days when working families were able to laugh about their problems.

Moron Calls 911 Over Mustard

Get a load of this MEGA-IDIOT!!!

Click HERE to watch and see the story of the man who was so insanely full of rage at a Subway sandwich he called 911!! Not that I can't relate to being insanely full of rage. I can. But 911?

Call Moviefone and yell at him!

Call the Whitehouse and yell at him!

E-mail cliffandkendall@yahoo.com and yell at them!

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!

Crazy Planet

This planet we live on is pretty crazy! Majestic is the only word . . . we truly are cadets on spaceship earth!

Truism- Oranges

When oranges go bad, they really go bad- is it not so? They become mealy and dry and all around super-blecch. Is it orange season? Must not be.

The Internet is for Weirdos

The above video makes a strong case for an age restriction for making and posting things on Youtube. At least if you are an adult doing insanely bonkers things, maybe you know they're insanely bonkers- and you can live it down, because it's like a comment on being a nut. But as a youngster- how do you go to school the next day? When inevitably all the schoolyard bullies, lunchladies, and once-friendly janitors will come up to you and say "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT VIDEO ON YOUTUBE?"

For another example click HERE. And if you did click there and are now familiar with her work, pleae click HERE for a remix video someone kindly made of an original song the artist wrote herself. It's pretty fantastic actually. The internet is a weird place, y'all.

OMG- 678

TODAY is June the sixth, two thousand eight! OR in other words:

6-7-8!!!!!!!!!!!

All day long, what a cause to celebrate!!!

Enjoy the small moments people, for they be all you really have.

For No Reason

Seriously, who wouldn't want to eat these cupcakes??

And if you don't, what the fuck is your problem?? No really. If looking at the above photo doesn't create a near insatiable desire to shove a small cake (piled high with frosting and smothered in sprinkles) right into your face, I think you should take some time and get to know more about yourself. Someone's lying. And lying to yourself is the worst lie of all.