Why Does This Hurt?

IT DOES HURT!! I wanted to somehow bare that child and now my "boy-varies" won't ever get the chance. (Remember in ten years that I coined the phrase boyvaries, referring to a boy's ovaries.)

No Baby for Jenna

For the tens of you out there who were hoping Jenna and her Jenna-impersonating lover would procreate: no dice.

In other words: Jane Krakowski is pregnant, but her "30 Rock" character Jenna will not be. Tina Fey released the statement “At this time, we plan to shoot around Jane’s pregnancy, because no child should have Jenna Maroney for a mother.”

Are we cowabunga on this?