Halloween Movie Countdown! #1-3

#1. "It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache."

#2. "Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!"

#3. "Oh, I sure hope you're from Keebler!"

Greatest Christmas Gift #4

Sorry for the lapse in this countdown! I know so many of you have been constantly checking and refreshing your computer (like at the end of the Facebook movie) desperate for number 4!! Well, let me make it up to you:

That's the best I can do. It's not like I can give you the 4th greatest Christmas gift ever: A RIDE IN SANTA'S SLEIGH. Riding shotgun with St. Nick isn't really a gift, but is probably the world's greatest consolation prize. After Pee-wee gives back all his presents (he asked for so much there was nothing left for the other good boys and girls), after Ernest literally saved Christmas (by driving the sleigh to the new Santa), and after Cliff and Kendall literally saved Christmas (by freeing Santa from misguided kidnapper/toy-maker Finister Scrangle) they were all offered a quick trip around the world in the best vehicle powered by magical reindeer power.

Oh look! If you've never heard the TRUE story of the time Cliff and Kendall saved Christmas- check it out now! Here on the blog or on itunes!